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    Haha. Great post!
    I really gotta get a bottle and try it for myself. I must know if I am chosen.
    Ka-chow! Joshua
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    I am Veg.

    I am Veg.
    Veg I am.

    That Vegetal!
    That Vegetal!
    I do not like that Vegetal!

    Do you rock the Veg at all?

    I do not rock the Veg at all!
    I do not like that Vegetal!

    I do not like it in flames, you see.
    I do not like it on potpourri.
    I do not like it in cat litter.
    I do not like it in the ...toilet.
    I do not like it in the wash, I think.
    Not down the drain! Not in the sink!
    I do not like it in the recycle bin.
    I do not like it on my skin.
    I do not rock the Veg at all.
    I do not like that Vegetal!

    You do not like it,
    So you say!
    The unchosen often feel that way.
    Unchosen by the Veggie scent,
    I understand that you must vent.

    But, Say!
    I do rock the Vegetal!
    I do! With no pee smell at all!
    And I will wear it after shaving!
    And when that Lilac buzz I'm craving!
    And I do rock the Veg, you see,
    Like the Hungarian cavalry!

    I am a Lilac Vegeman!
    Thank you, thank you,
    Veg I am!
    "He must be a king. He hasn't got Williams all over 'im!" - cb91710
    I spend my knights at the Veg Table.

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    LOL!!! Forgot the horse manure. None in your local area?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluesbishop View Post
    Great post!! but now you will have to disinfect your washer.....
    He'll have to buy a new washer.......

    and a sink, litterbox, toilet, bowl.......
    -in search for the rare element Illudium Phosdex, the shaving cream atom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topgumby View Post
    I am a Lilac Vegeman!
    Thank you, thank you,
    Veg I am!
    Top to the rescue, well played sir!
    ~~ KJ ~~ "Spider-Man" ~~ "VEZ" ~~
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    You get an academy award nomination for that one.

    I felt the same way when I got my first whiff, but ironically I really like it now. Can't explain.

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    The talent at this forum is superb. Nice work, Topgumby!
    Vin

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    You should be wearing eye protection and gloves when handling that stuff.
    I keep Christ in Christmas...........Founder of the COA

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    Ever notice how no one ever makes threads like this about any other aftershave?
    You gotta figure there are people out there who can't stand Mandom, or Cuba, or Tabac AS - but there just isn't threads like this about them.

    Rejected by the Veg. It's a wound that runs deep. My condolences.

    The Veg and Kelley LeBrock - "Don't hate them because they're beautiful".
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    That was such a great post. Thank you.
    -Adam - I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical

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    I am personally convinced that "the Veg" is a joke perpetuated by one generation of men on another. It is like a snipe hunt, really: you give someone a bottle of the Veg and dare them to use it. You call them a wussy if they don't, and once they do, you laugh your ass off and let them in on the joke. Then, it is incumbent upon them to play the same joke on someone else, and the cruel, cruel ritual is repeated.
    Last edited by T-Dog; 03-13-2012 at 01:01 AM.

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    Good point T-Dog. Every Christmas my family has a secret Santa. The Veg may make an appearance then.

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    this thread =

    I sold my bottle on BST and charged $6 for it, BIG mistake. It cost me $13 to ship it!! Got f'd twice over!!
    I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

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    This should have been posted in the reviews section of the wiki. Just letting you know because some people get pissy about threads in the wrong sections...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc226 View Post
    You should be arrested and charged
    Yea I was thinking at least a ban from our fine forum
    "Shaving like a banker...Lilac Vegetal!" Clutch

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    Nah, it's up to each man to find out if he's chosen. Those who've given it a go and found out that the Veg has spurned them are alright by me.

    At least they tried.
    "He must be a king. He hasn't got Williams all over 'im!" - cb91710
    I spend my knights at the Veg Table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topgumby View Post
    Nah, it's up to each man to find out if he's chosen. Those who've given it a go and found out that the Veg has spurned them are alright by me.

    At least they tried.
    Wise beyond your years, mate... wise beyond your years.
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