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Veg Abuse!

I have not been chosen. I don't take rejection lightly. PIFing is too good for this crap they call Lilac Vegetal. Every single bottle MUST BE DESTROYED! Take this as a warning all you Vegemites...the masses will rise and good aroma around the world will prevail!

We all know the Veg burns when applied to a face. The question is...will it burn when applied to a bowl?

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YES! It will...although the flame is stealthy. After its lit, it's barely visible.

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Some people love the scent. Better than potpourri? (Good thing my wife is gone for a few days)

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Ohhhh the stink!!!!! A waste of good potpourri. A few minutes after taking this pic, the potpourri dissolved.

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Cat pee is one of the most common ways to describe its scent.

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Here kitty kitty!

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Kitty pee maybe a little harsh to describe its scent.

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A more accurate description would be human pee after an all night binger on asparagus and Colt 45.

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Some people love the scent so much, they want to wash their clothes in the stuff.

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I hope my wife doesn't mind I washed her unmentionables with a little dose of the Vag...ooops...I meant the Veg.

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Not too many know about another way to use the Veg...it's an excellent drain cleaner!

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Thanks to the Veg for keeping my pipes clean for a full year!

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So far I've poured the Veg down everything but the bathroom sink...

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oh wait...

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An finally, the Veg has been destroyed!
(don't be sad, I gave it a proper burial in the recycle bin)

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Now if you'll excuse me, my cat has been going nuts and has been spraying everywhere in the house!
 
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That is one of the saddest posts I have ever read. Why.... why! What did he do to deserve that? He was so young. He had so much potential. If only I had been there for him, I could have given him a better home. Rest in peace brother.
 
lol. I tried the Veg after all the dire warnings. Did lots of research and was aware that any negative smell would fade and turn into a nice scent. Opened bottle and was surprised there was no negative smell, I only detected alcohol and an unusual but not negative smell. Things looked good. I splashed it on only to discover about 30 seconds later that the stuff was beginning to smell like cat urine. Suspecting this would fade I resisted the urge to run to the shower. Then like I had read the cat spray/litterbox scent went away and it became powdery, almost like talcum powder. I thought things where going good but the scent seemed all too familiar - Then I realized what it was: The scent of diapers. Yes, that talcum powdery scent of fresh diapers! That did if for me. I have to say quite honestly this stuff really is horrific.
 
All that work, all those photos. Grieving takes many forms. I'm sorry that you weren't chosen. I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't been. But I was.
 
One of the best anti-VEG posts ever!!!

Too bad you didn't decant into a glass bottle and let it breathe-you may have been chosen, but now we'll never know.


marty
 
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