I do lunch with Springs1

**RichGem** · 02-24-2012, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by pcumby

Richard

thanks

That is one of the funniest things ever

You're welcome!

**drocu** · 07-17-2012, 05:32 PM

I'm glad there's a thread explaining this. For a second, I thought I had inadvertently picked up a custom title....except I didn't get it. This thread sheds light on everything. Hilarious. Haha.

**itsmedave** · 07-17-2012, 06:29 PM

I find it funny that she's still fighting the good fight. Check the comments here
http://www.undercoverwaitress.com/20...#axzz20vvF5ieI

**maxman** · 07-17-2012, 06:45 PM

The Springs1 cookbook is the top seller on Amazon I hear.....
Yes it has to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read.
Always good for a laugh.

**the_edski** · 07-17-2012, 06:56 PM

Glad to see she is still....um, dedicated? I wish I had a tenth of her crazy "enthusiasm "and was able to channel it into something productive!

Originally Posted by itsmedave

I find it funny that she's still fighting the good fight. Check the comments here
http://www.undercoverwaitress.com/20...#axzz20vvF5ieI

**drocu** · 07-17-2012, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by itsmedave

I find it funny that she's still fighting the good fight. Check the comments here
http://www.undercoverwaitress.com/20...#axzz20vvF5ieI

Hahaha, Springs1 is my new hero. I can't believe this is the first I've heard about these rantings. Apparently the interwebs still has surprises out there.

Maybe Springs1 should learn to cook at home.

**Viseguy** · 07-17-2012, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by itsmedave

I find it funny that she's still fighting the good fight. Check the comments here
http://www.undercoverwaitress.com/20...#axzz20vvF5ieI

Ha, thanks for pointing to that piece. It links to an "English to Springs1 Translator", which is a hilarious concept, but unfortunately I can't get the link to work.

**ouch** · 07-17-2012, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Viseguy

Ha, thanks for pointing to that piece. It links to an "English to Springs1 Translator", which is a hilarious concept, but unfortunately I can't get the link to work.

I couldn't get the link to work either, but I did manage to find a "Springs1 to Quagmire Translator". Example:

Springs1:

IT'S MY SERVICE, MY DRINK THAT *I* AM DRINKING, AND I AM *PAYING* FOR IT, SO I GET TO PICK AND CHOOSE WTF I WANT IN IT FOR MY MONEY!!

translates to

Quagmire:
Fat girls need lovin', too. But they gotta pay.

**Viseguy** · 07-18-2012, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by ouch

... I did manage to find a "Springs1 to Quagmire Translator". ...

And I, like an idiot, hover my cursor over it, expecting to find a link.

**Slash McCoy** · 07-18-2012, 08:15 PM

Springs1 sounds pretty hot! I would just like to be absolutely sure that she is a woman. Or at least a reasonable facsimile therof. (This is New Orleans, after all.) Funny how internet chicks sometimes turn ot to be er... not so chick-like. Size is no problem. I once had an internet date, who was by her posted pic slightly plump but still extremely attractive, turn out to be 15 years older and 90 lbs heavier. I was okay with the blubber but not so okay with the misrepresentation. But I would not like someone representing herself as a woman to actually turn out to be an ordinary man in a dress or miniskirt or whatever. So has anobydy actually seen this Springs1 person? Is she hot? If not hot, even just nice? "Wonderful Personality?" Any redeeming qualities?

So when Springs1 does lunch, does the at least occasionally pick up the tab? Or once in a while leave the tip? Enquiring minds want to know.

Springs1, if you are out there, Please, reach out with your benapkined hand and tell us that life is more than just three forks and a flaming desert. And rememver: in New Orleans, we don't eat to live. We Live To Eat.

**ouch** · 07-18-2012, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Slash McCoy

Springs1 sounds pretty hot! I would just like to be absolutely sure that she is a woman. Or at least a reasonable facsimile therof. (This is New Orleans, after all.) Funny how internet chicks sometimes turn ot to be er... not so chick-like. Size is no problem. I once had an internet date, who was by her posted pic slightly plump but still extremely attractive, turn out to be 15 years older and 90 lbs heavier. I was okay with the blubber but not so okay with the misrepresentation. But I would not like someone representing herself as a woman to actually turn out to be an ordinary man in a dress or miniskirt or whatever. So has anobydy actually seen this Springs1 person? Is she hot? If not hot, even just nice? "Wonderful Personality?" Any redeeming qualities?

So when Springs1 does lunch, does the at least occasionally pick up the tab? Or once in a while leave the tip? Enquiring minds want to know.

Springs1, if you are out there, Please, reach out with your benapkined hand and tell us that life is more than just three forks and a flaming desert. And rememver: in New Orleans, we don't eat to live. We Live To Eat.

It'll never work. She's a spine taper.

**StillShaving** · 07-19-2012, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by ouch

It'll never work. She's a spine taper.

and based on this post she is already married. But if you bring a bottle of ranch dressing there may still be a chance for you to dine together.

**drocu** · 07-19-2012, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Slash McCoy

Springs1 sounds pretty hot! I would just like to be absolutely sure that she is a woman. Or at least a reasonable facsimile therof. (This is New Orleans, after all.) Funny how internet chicks sometimes turn ot to be er... not so chick-like. Size is no problem. I once had an internet date, who was by her posted pic slightly plump but still extremely attractive, turn out to be 15 years older and 90 lbs heavier. I was okay with the blubber but not so okay with the misrepresentation. But I would not like someone representing herself as a woman to actually turn out to be an ordinary man in a dress or miniskirt or whatever. So has anobydy actually seen this Springs1 person? Is she hot? If not hot, even just nice? "Wonderful Personality?" Any redeeming qualities?

You need to see the "documentary"/movie called Catfish.

**nole1** · 07-24-2012, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Springs1

At a fine dining restaurant one time, I was with my husband's grandparents and my husband(a party of 4) anyway, it was so crowded and small, I had actually moved the advertisement plastic thing that is on the table that tells you drinks or specials or something like that.

I think that's her problem right there. She goes to Applebee's and expects the service of The Palm.

**kirk 988** · 07-24-2012, 10:45 PM

that thread was a laugh just read quite a few pages

**kirk 988** · 07-24-2012, 10:56 PM

Stan the man was better though

**Agravic** · 09-11-2012, 06:44 AM

"I do lunch with Springs1"

This lovely title popped up under my username this morning and I was perplexed ... googled the term and ... wow. This Springs1 sounds like a real character ... lunch with Springs1 would be interesting to say the least. I'm thinking ... there are good strong pharmacotherapeutics for this sort of madness.