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    Default Shaving with cream cheese?

    Haha, don't worry. It was in a dream last night. I don't know what was going on in my head, but I had a dream that I was DE shaving with cream cheese. I would scoop some cream cheese out of a small container with the head of the razor and use it like shaving cream. From what I remember of my dream, it didn't seem to work any better than normal shaving cream, and was difficult to rinse off the razor.

    You're the only people I thought would get a kick out of that.

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    LOL! That's hilarious, I seriously thought this was some kind of new old wives tale...hook line and sinker
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    Cream cheese? Ridiculous!

    Now cheesecake...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouch View Post
    Cream cheese? Ridiculous!

    Now cheesecake...........
    I once had a bully smash a piece of cheesecake in my face in 8th grade, never thought of shaving with it back then. of course if I pulled out a straight and starting shaving the cheesecake off right then and there, it probably would have solved my bully problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not The Original Kermit View Post
    I once had a bully smash a piece of cheesecake in my face in 8th grade, never thought of shaving with it back then. of course if I pulled out a straight and starting shaving the cheesecake off right then and there, it probably would have solved my bully problem.
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    Cheese Wiz is a better performer than cream cheese when it comes to shaving. Cream cheese is too thick and clogs up the razor. YMMV
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    Hey, why not? Could be the better mouse trap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattymatt View Post
    Cheese Wiz is a better performer than cream cheese when it comes to shaving. Cream cheese is too thick and clogs up the razor. YMMV
    Ah, the new canned goo.
    My mileage does vary.

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    I prefer bacon grease, and the scent lasts all day!

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    Try it you might be on to something.

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    Freud would have a field day with you.

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    I wish I'd read this before I posted about my Valentine's Day gift. This is about what shaving with Lush's "Prince" garbage is like.

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    I thought shaving with cream cheese was reserved for straight razor shavers.
    My mileage does vary.

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    Interesting dream, I say you try it.
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    Hey, that's just crazy enough to work!
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    Still was probably better than Williams! *ducks for cover*
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_edski View Post
    Still was probably better than Williams! *ducks for cover*
    How did you get away so lightly with this comment edski!!
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    shhh...i'm still hiding!

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega_baby View Post
    How did you get away so lightly with this comment edski!!
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    ROFL! I love some cream cheese, but I don't think I could bring myself to waste it like that...yogurt, however hmmmmmmm
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    Please title all future posts with "cream cheese shave" so I will not waste my time opening them, oh! DID i just do that?
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