Haha, don't worry. It was in a dream last night. I don't know what was going on in my head, but I had a dream that I was DE shaving with cream cheese. I would scoop some cream cheese out of a small container with the head of the razor and use it like shaving cream. From what I remember of my dream, it didn't seem to work any better than normal shaving cream, and was difficult to rinse off the razor.
You're the only people I thought would get a kick out of that.