This is like Russian roulette, but instead of a bullet, we'll use a shaving product.
You are the "shooter." Name a tool for your next shave, and list options we can choose. One of the options must be a product you don't want to use (but don't tell us which one). For example, if I hated Tabac but liked all other soaps, I could post:
Soap: Trumper's coconut, MWF, Tabac, or D.R. Harris Arlington
We post our votes as quickly as possible (vote for one item only), and you must use the item that gets the first vote. If it's one of the items you like, that's great. If it's the one you don't like, tough. After you shave with the item that got the first vote, report back to us and tell us how the shave went. You may whine and cry as much as you want.
If you're brave, give us only two options and hope the first vote is for the one you like.
If the "shooter" outbid you in an eBay auction, get your revenge by being the first voter and choosing the item they hate.
Got it? Good luck!