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    "If the good Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise" (particularly common where I grew up, as flash floods are pretty common in the hills and hollers of WV)

    "As sure as God made little green apples"

    "It's the cat's meow/pajamas"
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    Quote Originally Posted by 73mountaineer View Post
    "If the good Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise" (particularly common where I grew up, as flash floods are pretty common in the hills and hollers of WV)

    "As sure as God made little green apples"

    "It's the cat's meow/pajamas"
    Back before radio was corporatized out of existence. WBCN's Charles Laquidara's morning show, "The big mattress" used a version of that saying as a sign-off: “So if the creek don’t rise,good lord’s willin & there ain’t no new melt down….”

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    How about:

    Im gonna tell him how the cow ate the cabbage.

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    Richer then 9 foot up a bulls arse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Granaura View Post
    ...what are boiled peanuts, tomato gravy, fried cornbread,or homemade tea cakes??
    Quote Originally Posted by Alum of Potash View Post
    These can be rephrased as "R.C. Cola and a Moon Pie."
    Nah, rephrase that as A-Treat and a whoopie pie!

    Slightly OT, but people in Pittsburgh, Pa speaking "Pittsburghese" are a great source of oddball phrases, words, grammar, and punctuation used nowhere else in the world at any time in history. For instance: "I got to redd up this living room (clean it) for the fellas to come dahnahahs (down to my house) if they're left (allowed to) this afternoon. There are bizzles (crumbs) and cucky (snotty) Kleenex on the catch (couch) cooshins (cushions), and I ain't havin' friends over with yinz (your) gutchies (underwear) that needs worshed (needs to be washed) setting (sitting) in a pile, N'at (and things like that). We're gonna watch the Stillers (Steelers) game on TV, and drink cupple tree (2 or 3) arhns (irons = Steel City Beer) let (left) on the back stoop (porch) to stay cool. Hopefully someone will brung (will have brought) some jumbo (bologna) from the big bird (Giant Eagle grocery store) dahntahn (downtown) for sammiches (sandwiches), 'cause all i got is old proggies (pierogies) dethawed (defrosted) which are tough as gumbands (rubberbands). I conjagated (thought) that a couple cuts of pepperoni (a few slices of pizza) would be nice, N'at, but the nebby (nosey) jaggoff (jerk) at the shop shuts (closes) early on game days."
    Just a traveling cat in a tall black hat riding a goat. Nothing to see here.

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    I often toss out the phrase, "That's for the birds." Looks like its use is more than slightly out-of-date, but I really don't care. I own a crazy bird and love the phrase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnFineBob View Post
    Nah, rephrase that as A-Treat and a whoopie pie!

    Slightly OT, but people in Pittsburgh, Pa speaking "Pittsburghese" are a great source of oddball phrases, words, grammar, and punctuation used nowhere else in the world at any time in history. For instance: "I got to redd up this living room (clean it) for the fellas to come dahnahahs (down to my house) if they're left (allowed to) this afternoon. There are bizzles (crumbs) and cucky (snotty) Kleenex on the catch (couch) cooshins (cushions), and I ain't havin' friends over with yinz (your) gutchies (underwear) that needs worshed (needs to be washed) setting (sitting) in a pile, N'at (and things like that). We're gonna watch the Stillers (Steelers) game on TV, and drink cupple tree (2 or 3) arhns (irons = Steel City Beer) let (left) on the back stoop (porch) to stay cool. Hopefully someone will brung (will have brought) some jumbo (bologna) from the big bird (Giant Eagle grocery store) dahntahn (downtown) for sammiches (sandwiches), 'cause all i got is old proggies (pierogies) dethawed (defrosted) which are tough as gumbands (rubberbands). I conjagated (thought) that a couple cuts of pepperoni (a few slices of pizza) would be nice, N'at, but the nebby (nosey) jaggoff (jerk) at the shop shuts (closes) early on game days."
    Jeez-o-man I'd rather chew on a jagger bush than yer heat ups. I'll grab some kilbassa n'at from jiin iggle and yinz can make kilbassa wit dem progies.
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    Whatever.

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    "Please" and "Thanks you"
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    In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 73mountaineer View Post
    Jeez-o-man I'd rather chew on a jagger bush than yer heat ups. I'll grab some kilbassa n'at from jiin iggle and yinz can make kilbassa wit dem progies.
    Chawt, the bowchyins gonna crack 'yer heads open on the sidewalk it's slippy dahntahn.
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    First off, I'm old, but my favorite was "don't sh#t where you sleep". My step-dad used to tell me that if I wanted to drive or act like an a-hole, I'd better not get caught doing it close to our house.
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    "Not enough room to swing a dead cat" (crowded or tight space)

    "ya need two men and a boy.." (to move/lift something - ie: its heavy)

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    "When I save enough money to retire..." because that one isn't going to happen.
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    "Put that in your pipe and smoke it!"




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    I've got a cat named Beefeater and a dog named Beefeater, and two goldfish called Beefeater and Beefeater. There's Beefeater my hamster and Beefeater my horse, and my piglet, known as Beefeater of course.

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    Watch "Ball of Fire" with Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck. There's all sorts of outdated slang in that movie. It's a great movie, too.
    If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

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    I remember my dearly departed Father had a saying..."The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask" and my Mother had a saying..."Now you're cooking with Ciscoc".

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    I LOVE boiled peanuts! One of the things I miss from Alabama. And whenever my dad comes to visit, I have him make fried cornbread - he has his leftover cornbread in a glass of milk. He grew up in Opp, not too far away from you. My uncle Randolph ran a carpet company there in Enterprise.

    Quote Originally Posted by flycbyrd View Post
    What suprises me is people who have never had boiled peanuts, tomato gravy, fried cornbread,or homemade tea cakes.
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    One I remember various family members using, and my wife remembers her family using is, for instance, when someone oversalted a dish, "Did someone stub their toe on the salt?"
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    im 32..wife is 26..our daughter is 3yrs 2 months

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander Quan View Post
    Chawt, the bowchyins gonna crack 'yer heads open on the sidewalk it's slippy dahntahn.
    And I understood every word
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    A well educated man - a lawyer in fact - from central midwest even today refers to a creek as “crick.” Also, pronounces the word wash, “warsh."
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