What is the longest continuous (contiguous ? <g>) time that your have had a mustache?
I ask because at dinner last night someone mentioned my mustache - what did I use to trim it? - and that led into someone else asking how long I have worn it - I can't remember you without it -
It made me feel a little pang of both mortality and weirdness as I thought for a minute before putting the truth into an actual number - which is forty-eight years without a single break. My mustache has never been more than trimmed back into shape in all that time.