Most putrid fragrance ever? Post your opinion.....

**Matt555** · 01-28-2012, 10:08 AM

A*Men smells exactly like the female version; chocolate. Men should not smell like chocolate. Blue Sugar was pretty bad. It was not out for long.....and for good reason. Again...it smelled exactly like its female counterpart, Pink Sugar. Guess what it smelled like?

**rearviewmirror** · 01-28-2012, 10:40 AM

the only one I can think of is Clinique Happy for Women. Or maybe it was just because my sister bathed in it.

**Quintar** · 01-28-2012, 11:21 AM

egoiste

I know it's an amazing fragrance but I want to vomit every time I smell it.

**doug1066** · 01-28-2012, 11:34 AM

Secretions Manifique followed by Dior Fahrenheit. I never want to smell like a slaughter house or overheated cast iron.

**YoungerThanMyRazor** · 01-28-2012, 02:03 PM

Trumpers Sandalwood

**cryhavoc** · 01-28-2012, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by paco664

grey flannel....

Blasphemy.

**Sapian** · 01-28-2012, 02:40 PM

Weird how Fahrenheit is on here! I don't own it but it's definitely one of my favorites. To me it smells of petrol and violet, both of which I adore. Each to their own though, that's why they make such a variety of fragrances!

A*men to me is weird and over-rated. I thought it was a chick-magnet, but my girlfriend and all of my female friends who have smelt it found it as weird as I did. And not weird in a good way. But it's still neutral for me, YMMV.

It was RL's Polo when I first tried it on a cruise ship. It smelt like tobacco and bile and it wouldn't go away. It lingered on for hours and hours and into the next morning. Ruined my day and night it did, I had to sleep on my other side so the wrist with Polo on it wouldn't be by my face. That was the worst for me, until I smelt it again a week ago. I didn't really "like" it, but maybe since my fragrance vocabulary has been expanded, it smelt somewhat pleasant.

No, the worst is English Leather. No comparrison. It smells putrid. I can't believe people pay for this stuff, people should pay to get this stuff off of them. When I smelt it, I literally gagged. My girlfriend did too. I don't understand. Maybe it's just my nose, if you wear it and it works for you then power to you!

**insomb** · 01-28-2012, 02:42 PM

I agree with A*men for sure.

**BeeSeeDub** · 01-28-2012, 02:51 PM

I have a negative, visceral reaction to Opium...

**luvmysuper** · 01-28-2012, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak

Psst... The Veg By far.

Blasphemy.

**Toddy** · 01-28-2012, 04:48 PM

Apart from the supermarket ones, Quorum (overpowering) or Aqua Quorum (smells very chemical artificial)

**buffdaddy** · 01-28-2012, 10:07 PM

Wild Country by Avon. Worst cologne ever, smells like musky paint thinner. Still have a full bottle of it if anybody wants it!

**Matt555** · 01-28-2012, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by buffdaddy

Wild Country by Avon. Worst cologne ever, smells like musky paint thinner. Still have a full bottle of it if anybody wants it!

Tempting...you make it sound so sexy with that description!

**jonty** · 01-29-2012, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Arcadies

Back in the late 70's to early 90's my mother was a fairly big Avon representative, the whole shebang..she went to conventions, threw parties, had most of the town as customers and filled insane orders. Needless to say our home was chock full of everything Avon and she had closets upon closets full of stock for future sales. My mother adored one fragrance above all others released by Avon and it was called Fantasque, I absolutely abhorred the scent...vile, repulsive stuff. I was actually a bit allergic to it, anytime she wore it, which was often, my sinuses would be wrecked, I'd sneeze constantly and my eyes would water. She eventually stopped wearing it as a favor to me, now that she has passed away I'd give almost anything to smell it again, no matter how much I sneezed or my eyes watered.

i just checked ebay and there selling it in the uk my friend.

**jonty** · 01-29-2012, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by buffdaddy

Wild Country by Avon. Worst cologne ever, smells like musky paint thinner. Still have a full bottle of it if anybody wants it!

il take it wanted to try it lol

**Mr. Scruffy** · 01-29-2012, 08:21 AM

It's a tie between Knize Ten and Hamman Bouquet

**Snargle** · 01-29-2012, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by jeightseven

Dirty English

Originally Posted by WhiteKnight

Grey Flannel.

Originally Posted by 2b1ask1

Fahrenheit. Two words....Fuel oil

LOL...I LIKE all three!

Dirty English isn't my favorite, but it's wearable and not offensive.

Grey Flannel is an all-time classic. Once you get past the initial blast and it settles down, it's wonderful stuff.

To me, Fahrenheit has a bit of a gasoline scent, but it works! I only had a sampler, but I really need to pick up a full bottle soon.

**Quercus** · 01-29-2012, 08:49 AM

The first whiff of Grey Fannel probably has to go in the record books as one of the most foul smells known to man. But the cologne itself as a whole is a great example of how much a scent can transform over time.

**ajs2294** · 01-29-2012, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by Ptroiani

A child of one of my customers bought me a bottle of "MACHO" from Dollar Tree. I don't even know how to describe it..... I vote for MACHO as the worst EVER.

WHAT SAY YOU???

That's too funny, saw the stuff at the dollar store on Friday and cracked a joke about the quality. Glad to know I was correct and not just generalizing