Pipe Clubs?

[JM]

Tomorrow I'll be attending my first pipe club meeting. What goes on in pipe club? Here are a few rules I googled up:

1st RULE: You do not talk about PIPE CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PIPE CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out smoking is over.
4th RULE: Only one to a pipe.
5th RULE: One pipe at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes...(what the hell?)
7th RULE: PIPES will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at PIPE CLUB, you HAVE to smoke.

[Devilpup]

you forgot always bring a gun and shootist laws
1)I won't be wronged,
2)I won't be insulted, and
3)I won't be laid a hand on.
4)don't do these things to other people, and require the same from them.
if number 4 is broken then the gun comes into play.

[Argonaut]

you forgot always bring a gun and shootist laws
1)I won't be wronged,
2)I won't be insulted, and
3)I won't be laid a hand on.
4)don't do these things to other people, and require the same from them.
if number 4 is broken then the gun comes into play.

Words to live by, or die from!

[Commander Quan]

Hell, there are no rules here, we are trying to accomplish something.

[Devilpup]

O I forgot. Don't pet the other members, it creeps them out.