Tomorrow I'll be attending my first pipe club meeting. What goes on in pipe club? Here are a few rules I googled up:
1st RULE: You do not talk about PIPE CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PIPE CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out smoking is over.
4th RULE: Only one to a pipe.
5th RULE: One pipe at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes...(what the hell?)
7th RULE: PIPES will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at PIPE CLUB, you HAVE to smoke.