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**Seraphim** · 09-19-2011, 08:29 AM

"Gatorback" worked back straight. 13/16", curly cherry over aluminum scales, JumboJimps on bottom of tang.

Shave ready, your choice: either $495, with an autographed picture of me, or $85 delivered CONUS, no pic.

SOLD!Yellow bamboo motif scaled 13/16 straight. Beveled oblique tip, hollowed heel into flowing thumbnotch.

Sahve ready, your choice: either $795, which includes a set of Ginsu knives, or $85 delivered CONUS, no knife set.

Last, but not least:

PENDING'Stampede" scaled, 13/16" Shanghai squarepoint with thumbnotch.

Shave ready, your choice: either $1,295, which includes me calling whomever purcheses the razor and singing "Home on the Range" in my best crooning voice on speaker phone while you shave with the razor for the first time, or $85 delivered CONUS, no singing.

Verified Paypal please, or pick up the associated fees. Razors will be shipped USPS Priority, no insurance, if you want insurance, you pick up that tab. Non CONUS contact me for details.

**_MementoMori_** · 09-19-2011, 08:32 AM

Best. Sale Thread. Ever.

**thatsilverguy** · 09-19-2011, 08:33 AM

Gee, the "premiums" are dandy, but SWMBO sez I must keep to the lower price if I buy

Interesting razors. Best of luck with the sale!

**Antique Hoosier** · 09-19-2011, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by _MementoMori_

Best. Sale Thread. Ever.

It is way up there fo sho

**Seraphim** · 09-19-2011, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by thatsilverguy

Gee, the "premiums" are dandy, but SWMBO sez I must keep to the lower price if I buy

Interesting razors. Best of luck with the sale!

She obviously has never heard me belt out "Home on the Range"...

**benito** · 09-19-2011, 08:36 AM

PM sent on Yellow bamboo motif...without the Ginsu Knives unfortunately...

**braxis** · 09-19-2011, 08:38 AM

I so want the Stamped! But if I did I would be roughly 8 inches shorter.

And no longer need to shave.

**SALBONE** · 09-19-2011, 08:43 AM

Beautiful offers! The singing "Home on the Range" offer is mighty tempting!

**Trainer7** · 09-19-2011, 09:19 AM

Maybe you cut a CD instead of calling on the phone, so the buyer can play it every morning while shaving?

Great sales thread!

IF someone wanted the Ginsu, can they get a second set by just paying separate processing and handling?

**Seraphim** · 09-19-2011, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Trainer7

Maybe you cut a CD instead of calling on the phone, so the buyer can play it every morning while shaving?

Great sales thread!

IF someone wanted the Ginsu, can they get a second set by just paying separate processing and handling?

No way.

In the past, when I've put out CDs, such as "Seraphim's Greatest Hits", "Seraphim live at the Budokan", etc. They would always end up getting pirated, uploaded to Napster, and I never recieved one red cent from my agents.

And yes, if the razors all sell, but the "premiums" do not, I may very well sell them all as a set unto themselves. A set of Ginsu knives, an autographed pic of yours truly, and "Home on the Range" via speakerphone.

If you act now, I'll throw in my rendition of "Unchained Melody" at no extra cost.

Operators are standing by!

**Blade Boy** · 09-19-2011, 09:38 AM

**geonjay** · 09-19-2011, 09:40 AM

Can I get the picture without the autograph? Would that reduce the price any?

**Obiwan** · 09-19-2011, 09:48 AM

Great thread (and razors)

**Brent** · 09-19-2011, 09:56 AM

How much for you to sing "It's Raining Men", no razor?

**smalltank** · 09-19-2011, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Brent

How much for you to sing "It's Raining Men", no razor?

**itsmedave** · 09-19-2011, 12:42 PM

This is a great thread !!!

**StubbleShaver** · 09-19-2011, 12:56 PM

That second one looks hot!

**life2short1971** · 09-19-2011, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Seraphim

No way.

In the past, when I've put out CDs, such as "Seraphim's Greatest Hits", "Seraphim live at the Budokan", etc. They would always end up getting pirated, uploaded to Napster, and I never recieved one red cent from my agents.

And yes, if the razors all sell, but the "premiums" do not, I may very well sell them all as a set unto themselves. A set of Ginsu knives, an autographed pic of yours truly, and "Home on the Range" via speakerphone.

If you act now, I'll throw in my rendition of "Unchained Melody" at no extra cost.

Operators are standing by!

Bwahahahahaa Bwahahahaaahaha Priceless!!!!!