PIF: Blade sampler for a Newbie

As a way of saying thank you to B&B, I feel that I should now help a newbie discover the blade that his right for him/her.

The winner of this PIF will receive:
Astra Superior Stainless x 2 (1 pack of 5 is unopened; 1 pack of 5 has 4 blades remaining).
Wilkinson Sword x 2 (same as the Astras: one pack unopened, the other has 4 blades)
Derby x 1
Gillette 7 o'clock (Green) x 1

(I know it's somewhat lame to have 2 out of the 6 packs already opened, but (a) the opened packs are only missing one blade and (b) I want one of you to use and enjoy these blades--rather than have them collect dust in my bathroom).

The rules of this PIF are:
1) Canada and CONUS only.
2) you must have less than 100 posts on B&B
3) write an acrostic poem using the letters of any type of blade. For example:

Astra
Amazing
Sharp
Tested
Russia
Acclaimed

The PIF closes on August 13, 2011 at noon (Eastern time). At that time, the best poem--as selected by me--gets the blades.

ASTRA
Always
Store
The
Razor
Away from kids

Derby
Dulled
Every
Razor
Blade
Yesterday
Derby

Great PIF. I don't want to be included, just wanted to play along.
Blade samplers, like this one, are a good way to figure out which razor blade you prefer - one person's disliked blade is another's all time favourite, so getting to try them for yourself is nice.

Well, it looks like this PIF has fallen flat.

Anyway, if no one else is interested. I'll close the PIF tomorrow at 7:00 EST and the blades go to newshavr.

I'm interested. OK, here goes nothing...

Fantastic!
Entering
A
Trial
Hoping for an
Everyday
Razor

Me Too!

GILLETTE

Give
It
Lotsa
Lather
Every
Time!
Terrific
Entry!

Derby
Don't
Eet
Rusty
Blades
Youngster

lol

The PIF is now closed.
Thanks to everyone for their entries.
I will be contacting the winner shortly!