Let me start us off here:
"My wife says I never listen to her... or something like that."
"My wife says I never listen to her... or something like that."
Bumper Snickers
- Thread starter Captain Pre-Capsize
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I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.
Drive it like you stole it
If I gave a crap, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.
The footprint of the great american chicken:
subspecies: "runus awayus"
subspecies: "runus awayus"
Let's make English numero uno!
Seven Words to a Happy Marriage
Yes Dear - I'm Sorry - It's All My Fault
Yes Dear - I'm Sorry - It's All My Fault
I don't need sex
the government screws me every day
the government screws me every day
Cowboy Logic: If it has t**s or wheels, sooner or later it'll give you trouble.
An extremely lovely looking lady I worked with in the 80's had a bumper sticker "Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
Then there is the BLOND bumper sticker which is always upside down.
eschew obfuscation
Saw this one today: My dog can lick your honor student.
That's eight words.
Yes Dear - I'm Sorry - It's All My Fault
(sorry, I couldn't help myself)
EDIT: @scaevola - I see you are a "a 20 year old, dorm apartment-living female". Attending the U of I, I assume? My wife and sister are both alumna.
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Very cool. Iowa City is a gem of a city - enjoy it.
Commander Quan
Commander Yellow Pantyhose
When Hillary Clinton was considering running for president in the last election people were putting "Run, Hillary, Run!" bumper stickers on their cars. The Democrats put them on the back bumper, the republicans put them on the front.
