Wetshavers Creed

**judge** · 08-03-2007, 10:07 AM

Ok I could not resist...

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Brethren of the Badger Creed aka the WetShavers Creed

This is my razor. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My razor is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My razor, without me, is useless. Without my razor, I am useless. I must hold my razor true. I must shave closer than my enemy who use inferior products. I must out shave him at all costs and I will...

My razor and myself know that what counts in this life is not whiskers we miss, the soaps in a can we don't use, nor the fine lather we make and lay waste to. We know that it is the Baby Butt Smooth Shaves that count. We will hit that goal 100%...

My razor is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its grips and its razor angle. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my razor clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My razor and myself are the defenders of my face. We are the masters of our enemy the beard. We are the saviors of my bare face...

So be it, until every American is a wet shaver. We few, proud, Brethren of the Badger.

Semper Fi

**Groundhog** · 08-03-2007, 10:16 AM

ooh rah.

**Stauff** · 08-03-2007, 10:54 AM

**Ender** · 08-03-2007, 01:01 PM

gotta like it..

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - one of the best movie roles of all time

Today you people are no longer ignorant shavers

Today you are wet shavers

You're part of a brotherhood

**DirtyDave** · 08-03-2007, 01:13 PM

The few, the proud, the wet shavers.

**htownmmm** · 08-03-2007, 01:19 PM

HUA!!!!!!

Marty

**Groundhog** · 08-03-2007, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Ender

gotta like it..

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - one of the best movie roles of all time

Today you people are no longer ignorant shavers

Today you are wet shavers

You're part of a brotherhood

+1

Just the other morning, I got out my Slant, loaded a brand new Feather, looked right at it, and screamed "Let me see your war face!"

**F16WarBird** · 08-03-2007, 06:40 PM

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving."

**judge** · 08-03-2007, 09:45 PM

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever got a good shave from that foam crap in a can and a Gillette Fusion Chrom with a spotlight on it...
He got it by using the best equipment, prepping properly, and taking his time.

Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about people not wanting to convert to wetshaving is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to shave. All real Americans love the sting of after shave. When you were kids, you all admired your dad shaving in the morning, that was a man. True Americans love a smooth shave and will not tolerate a crappy one.... They WANT you to tell them about wetshaving and give them hope they they too can experience a BBS shave.

The misleading bastards who write that crap how the new and improved razors give a better shave don’t know anything more about real shaving than they do about fornicating.

We already have the finest equipment, the best soaps, creams, balms, and after shaves and the spirit to get the job done in the morning. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards who have yet to experience a BBS shave for they are one sad lot. Now get out there and spread the word. Its a war with that 5 o'clock shadow so shave like you mean it.

**DirtyDave** · 08-04-2007, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by judge

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever got a good shave from that foam crap in a can and a Gillette Fusion Chrom with a spotlight on it...
He got it by using the best equipment, prepping properly, and taking his time.

Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about people not wanting to convert to wetshaving is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to shave. All real Americans love the sting of after shave. When you were kids, you all admired your dad shaving in the morning, that was a man. True Americans love a smooth shave and will not tolerate a crappy one.... They WANT you to tell them about wetshaving and give them hope they they too can experience a BBS shave.

The misleading bastards who write that crap how the new and improved razors give a better shave don’t know anything more about real shaving than they do about fornicating.

We already have the finest equipment, the best soaps, creams, balms, and after shaves and the spirit to get the job done in the morning. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards who have yet to experience a BBS shave for they are one sad lot. Now get out there and spread the word. Its a war with that 5 o'clock shadow so shave like you mean it.