What is the deal with all this zombie crap?
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Braaaaains ... braaaaaains ... braaaaaaaaaaaiins!!!
harder and harder to come by nowadays
I guess I'm in the minority, but I'm happy zombies are the current fad. I've loved zombie movies and books since I was a kid and the current popularity means newer and better zombie movies, books, and TV shows.
Don't worry, I feel the same way about bacon, I just don't get it.
Heresy!!!!
Zombies are lame, vampires suck, but werewolves are awesome. Except when they're wet, then they smell like wet dog, how do you stalk prey when you stink like that?
I have no idea what these words mean, FTW!
Mmmm, bacon. It just makes everything taste better.
mmmm...zombacon.
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It's art imitating life. (that's art, not Art...)
take a look around you- you're on the hiway, the guy/gal in the car in front of you is swerving and weaving all over the place. Drunk? No. Texting...
You're at the mall and say "hello" to a blank looked youth, who passes by unaware of your greeting, yet you then notice the iPod earphones permanently lodged deep into the ear canals..
And the eating of brains? Oh yes, that too: "Dancing with the stars", "The Bachelor/ette", "Dr. Phil", "American Idle" have destroyed more gray matter in the past ten years then a level 5 zombie outbreak over a similar span of time.
Real zombie outbreaks are far easier to deal with:shotgun, machete, flamethrower and a few grenades and you're styling...
The creeping real world decline into zombiism is far more insidious and pervasive, and likely is not going to go away.
take a look around you- you're on the hiway, the guy/gal in the car in front of you is swerving and weaving all over the place. Drunk? No. Texting...
You're at the mall and say "hello" to a blank looked youth, who passes by unaware of your greeting, yet you then notice the iPod earphones permanently lodged deep into the ear canals..
And the eating of brains? Oh yes, that too: "Dancing with the stars", "The Bachelor/ette", "Dr. Phil", "American Idle" have destroyed more gray matter in the past ten years then a level 5 zombie outbreak over a similar span of time.
Real zombie outbreaks are far easier to deal with:shotgun, machete, flamethrower and a few grenades and you're styling...
The creeping real world decline into zombiism is far more insidious and pervasive, and likely is not going to go away.
Er, why do you have 10,000 bullets in your house?
Because 20,000 is kind of overkill.
I wondered how politicians got that way. It's all the fault of "reality tv".
My guess - It's for the zombie loving crowd.
