Who said i was to be anybOdy's wing mqn (damn iphonz!)?
I'm my own f€€€ing wing man if ever I need one! And who is this stan guy anyway? I've been known as 'the Stan' since before I was born, so please mods, remove this impostor! Or i'll roundhouse-kick the lot of you!!!
And don't even think about giving me a custom title, you wimps. If I wanted a custom title, I'd start my own 'oops we're down for maintenance' page.