Results 1 to 18 of 18
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    St. Louis, MO
    Posts
    534

    Default If I was a Jedi Knight….

    ...the EJ86L with feather blades would be my light saber.


    What would yours be?



    (p.s., the prequels completely killed the franchise for me, but none-the-less I thought it an appropriately fun analogy. )

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Missouri, USA
    Posts
    3,771
    Images
    10

    Default

    A massive Wade & Butcher Chopper.
    "Loric=Ernest Shackleton of SBAD" - Krona Kruiser

  3. #3

    Default A gift

    As a gift, I was given a two-handed broad sword with really sharp edges. That would be my choice. I keep it oiled with Camelia oil, ready to go. (Although, I haven't tried to shave with it, YET.)

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    3,137

    Default

    My Tosuke.

    "An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age."

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    England
    Posts
    479

    Default

    If?

    I am
    It's really easy to believe someone when they tell you exactly what you want to hear.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    447

    Default

    At this point, my '56 Red Tip. But that would put me on the dark side, right? Not that I care or anything, I'm just saying...
    Super-Speeds: Betcha can't buy just one!

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Rockville
    Posts
    281

    Default

    55' Red tip with my Personna Medicals. Great, so I am a Sith Lord?

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    NJ & The Fortress of Solitude
    Posts
    36,778
    Images
    78

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by christhach View Post
    ...the EJ86L with feather blades would be my light saber.


    What would yours be?
    If I were a jedi, it would be a Le Grelot.


    Quote Originally Posted by christhach View Post

    (p.s., the prequels completely killed the franchise for me, but none-the-less I thought it an appropriately fun analogy. )
    For me, the prequels only confirmed the inanity of the originals.
    Chief Weasel and Director of the B&B Stjynnkii Membörd Dummpsjterd.

    Baby Brain Smooth.

    Life is too short to share that bacon with anyone.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Whoville
    Posts
    345

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubble View Post
    At this point, my '56 Red Tip. But that would put me on the dark side, right? Not that I care or anything, I'm just saying...
    For me so far it is my '55 Red Tip and a Red Pesonna, but I am still only an apprentice.

    Maybe when I try a Feather in my EJ DE89 next week I will be turned and become Obi Wan's newest initiate or even padawan.

    Geek alert: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Padawan

    Peter B. - "Woof, woof, woof, that's my other dog imitation."

  10. #10

    Default

    My Blue Lady Gillette loaded with a Feather blade- btw, I AM a Jedi!


    marty
    Ookla... Ariel.....RIDE!!!!

    "Noble Knight of the Veg Table"

  11. #11

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by thubbard76 View Post
    "An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age."
    ...I would use the force and straight edge techniques to shave with my hand-held lightsaber, of course.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails small lightsaber.jpg  
    "Nothing is impossible to the willing mind" ~ Books of the Han Dynasty

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Gods County, Worcestershire, UK
    Posts
    3,082

    Default

    For me it would have to be one of the Feather razors....I anit got one of those either.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Near Seattle
    Posts
    7,711
    Images
    1

    Default



    OP, I am your father...You cannot resist the power of the Red Tip....
    "He must be a king. He hasn't got Williams all over 'im!" - cb91710
    I spend my knights at the Veg Table.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    St. Louis, MO
    Posts
    534
    Thread Starter

    Default

    Noooo, that's not true, that's imposssibleeeee..

    NNNOOOOOooooo....NOoooooo!!!!!




    (holy crap, I laughed my ass off at the previous post - thanks Topgumby! By the way, seems from all the prior posts that I totally need to switch to the dark side and get a Red Tip! The handle TOTALLY looks like Vader's saber. Who knew? lol!)
    Last edited by christhach; 03-26-2011 at 01:42 PM.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    447

    Default

    I bet the emporer uses magic shave. Just a thought.
    Super-Speeds: Betcha can't buy just one!

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    4,197

    Default

    I would just use my light saber after all I AM a Jedi.
    As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    The land of Tim Horton's
    Posts
    11,009
    Images
    35

    Default

    I'd get kicked out of Jedi school and most likely become a scruffy-looking nerf herder.

    As such, I'd probably only need to shave every once and a while.

    Sadly, all I could find in Mos Eisley are disposable Gillettes and canned goo. So that's how I could maintain my rebel stubble.

    Well I wouldn't be a rebel per se, but let's just say I'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    447

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by maxman View Post
    I'd get kicked out of Jedi school and most likely become a scruffy-looking nerf herder.

    As such, I'd probably only need to shave every once and a while.

    Sadly, all I could find in Mos Eisley are disposable Gillettes and canned goo. So that's how I could maintain my rebel stubble.

    Well I wouldn't be a rebel per se, but let's just say I'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.
    Are they selling the Gillette Guard in Mos Eisley yet? Evidently gives the sand-people a closer shave and whatnot...
    Super-Speeds: Betcha can't buy just one!

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. Pilot knight as a first pen?
    By Shavingchick in forum The Nib
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 06-28-2011, 02:35 PM
  2. Anybody a Lion? (Shriner, Knight, Elk, etc.)
    By LinuxMintyFresh in forum The Barber Shop
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 12-04-2010, 12:21 AM
  3. Filling pilot knight pen
    By breadstick in forum The Haberdashery
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 09-08-2010, 05:20 PM
  4. The Dark Knight - No Spoilers!
    By Mottern Man in forum The Barber Shop
    Replies: 53
    Last Post: 08-03-2008, 07:22 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •