"The Big Lebowski": add-a-quote

**mmack66** · 03-25-2011, 08:30 AM

"Does this place look like I'm ****ing married? The toilet seat's up, man!"

**Osborn Cox** · 03-25-2011, 08:47 AM

Mark it 8 dude.

**Osborn Cox** · 03-25-2011, 08:50 AM

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

**arghblech** · 03-25-2011, 08:59 AM

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

**ChrisS86** · 03-25-2011, 09:21 AM

"Who the f*** are the Knutsens?!" - the Dude

**Osborn Cox** · 03-25-2011, 09:45 AM

Your phones ringing dude.

**Bertilak** · 03-25-2011, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Walker

And another great line which i won't post but when Tara Reid told the Dude what she would like to do to him and said Brandt had to pay to watch

Be right back. Need to find an ATM.

**norton** · 03-25-2011, 03:01 PM

DUDE: You brought a f-cking Pomeranian bowling?

WALTER: What do you mean "brought it bowling"? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f-cking beer. He's not taking a f-cking turn, Dude.

**Walker** · 03-25-2011, 03:14 PM

The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands!

Brandt: This is our concern, Dude

**Price** · 03-25-2011, 03:40 PM

"What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? Is it being willing to do the right thing, no matter what?"

"That and a pair of testicles, yeah."

**mmack66** · 03-25-2011, 03:45 PM

"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

**DrColossus11** · 03-25-2011, 05:50 PM

You said it, man. Nobody f_cks with the Jesus.

**Walker** · 03-25-2011, 06:13 PM

Walter Sobchak: Those rich f-cks! This whole f-cking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this f-cking strumpet...

The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.

Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.

The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection