"Does this place look like I'm ****ing married? The toilet seat's up, man!"
"Does this place look like I'm ****ing married? The toilet seat's up, man!"
Mark
Mark it 8 dude.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man"- the dude
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man"- the dude
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
The winter boys... drinking heavy water from a stone.
"Who the f*** are the Knutsens?!" - the Dude
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Your phones ringing dude.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man"- the dude
DUDE: You brought a f-cking Pomeranian bowling?
WALTER: What do you mean "brought it bowling"? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f-cking beer. He's not taking a f-cking turn, Dude.
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Q: If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a dog have?
A: Four: a tail is not a leg no matter what you call it.
The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands!
Brandt: This is our concern, Dude
Bill
Ever Conceal, Never Reveal
"What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? Is it being willing to do the right thing, no matter what?"
"That and a pair of testicles, yeah."
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
Mark
You said it, man. Nobody f_cks with the Jesus.
-Jay
Simpson, when you want a scratchy overpriced brush...
Walter Sobchak: Those rich f-cks! This whole f-cking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this f-cking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection
Bill
Ever Conceal, Never Reveal
Well, they finally did it. They killed my f_cking car.
Many hot dogs are within you.
Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack!
Bill
Ever Conceal, Never Reveal
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the f_ckin' Eagles, man!
Many hot dogs are within you.
Who's got your undies Walter?
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man"- the dude
Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here, he peed on my rug!
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man"- the dude
Every time a rug is...micturated upon in this fair city, am I to compensate the owner?
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
[after biting the German's ear off]
Walter Sobchak: Anti-Semite!!
Bill
Ever Conceal, Never Reveal
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