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What Aftershave did you use today?

Hai Karate ... forgot to use AS after witch hazel at home ... bottle of HK on desk at work - so I said "Why not?"

Operator: "9-1-1, what is your emergency?"

Me: "Help, there are chicks all over me ... it must be the Hai Karate! HELP!"

Operator: "I'm connecting you to Animal Control ... hold on."
 
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