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bump. Come on guys, let's see your wittiness!
Don't expect me to be witty,
I'm the unwittiest guy in the city.
And it seems that I never,
Say anything clever,
No matter how hard I try, its a pity.

(See my custom title?)
 
There is cheap shave soap called Williams
That inspires bitter posts by the millions
Every thread after thread
Beats this horse that is dead
And the comedy's close to vaudevillian
 
There once was a man named joel,
who found a wide-open internet hole.
The website he made,
was called Badger and Blade,
it got wet-shaving off on a roll.
 

OldSaw

The wife's investment
There once was a man named joel,
who found a wide-open internet hole.
The website he made,
was called Badger and Blade,
it got wet-shaving off on a roll.

Doh! That's the theme I was going for, except with Nick in the first line and Joel in 3 or 4. Ah well, it's time for bed anyway.

Good job guys.
 
Doh! That's the theme I was going for, except with Nick in the first line and Joel in 3 or 4. Ah well, it's time for bed anyway.

Good job guys.
Go for it.

There's room for more than one limerick about our founding members.
 
When learning to play violin,
My parents cried out "What a din"
But I kept trying hard,
Even out in the yard,
'Till the neighbours cried out "Pack it in".
 
There once was a man named Chuck Norris,
His praises are sung by the chorus.
When Chuck proclaimed "I AM KING,"
Art relinquished his ring,
And ran off to hide in the forest.
 
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