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    bump. Come on guys, let's see your wittiness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pal View Post
    bump. Come on guys, let's see your wittiness!
    Don't expect me to be witty,
    I'm the unwittiest guy in the city.
    And it seems that I never,
    Say anything clever,
    No matter how hard I try, its a pity.

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    There is cheap shave soap called Williams
    That inspires bitter posts by the millions
    Every thread after thread
    Beats this horse that is dead
    And the comedy's close to vaudevillian
    "He must be a king. He hasn't got Williams all over 'im!" - cb91710
    I spend my knights at the Veg Table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dpm802 View Post
    There once was a man named joel,
    who found a wide-open internet hole.
    The website he made,
    was called Badger and Blade,
    it got wet-shaving off on a roll.
    Doh! That's the theme I was going for, except with Nick in the first line and Joel in 3 or 4. Ah well, it's time for bed anyway.

    Good job guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSaw View Post
    Doh! That's the theme I was going for, except with Nick in the first line and Joel in 3 or 4. Ah well, it's time for bed anyway.

    Good job guys.
    Go for it.

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    When learning to play violin,
    My parents cried out "What a din"
    But I kept trying hard,
    Even out in the yard,
    'Till the neighbours cried out "Pack it in".
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    There once was a man named Chuck Norris,
    His praises are sung by the chorus.
    When Chuck proclaimed "I AM KING,"
    Art relinquished his ring,
    And ran off to hide in the forest.
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