Macho, Macho, Macho man...I wanna be...a MACHO MAN

**The Pontificator** · 02-25-2011, 12:27 PM

Dollar Tree just got in a fresh new case of MACHO aftershave.

What the heck...it's a dollar.

How bad can it be?

ETA: Pretty bad

**maxman** · 02-25-2011, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by The Pontificator

Dollar Tree just got in a fresh new case of MACHO aftershave.

What the heck...it's a dollar.

How bad can it be?

Wait,what? a case? That's hardcore. I suppose you can use it as fuel for your car if you don't like it.
Of course i'm assuming that more than a few bottles come in a case....

**The Pontificator** · 02-25-2011, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by maxman

Wait,what? a case? That's hardcore. I suppose you can use it as fuel for your car if you don't like it.
Of course i'm assuming that more than a few bottles come in a case....

LOL if I'm buying aftershave by the case I'm in trouble. One bottle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08&NR=1

**maxman** · 02-25-2011, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by The Pontificator

LOL if I'm buying aftershave by the case I'm in trouble. One bottle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08&NR=1

LOL indeed. I thought you BOUGHT a case.

It pays to read carefully.

**The Pontificator** · 02-25-2011, 01:15 PM

I got this email a moment ago from ChrisW:

"Please use your macho powers for good and not evil."

LMAO!

**The Pontificator** · 02-25-2011, 05:06 PM

It smells like something Tony Manero would bathe in.

If you look in the dictionary under "cheap aftershave" you'll see a photo of the product.

Now, how am I going to get rid of it without violating EPA regulations?

**broncolobill** · 02-25-2011, 11:28 PM

Lol, didn't there used to be a Macho AS from the 70s where the bottle was shaped like a dick?

**insomniac** · 02-25-2011, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by The Pontificator

It smells like something Tony Manero would bathe in.

If you look in the dictionary under "cheap aftershave" you'll see a photo of the product.

Now, how am I going to get rid of it without violating EPA regulations?

Your county should have a procedure for getting rid of HazMat.

They may not take MACHO, though

Maybe you can give it away as a "white elephant" next Christmas?

**Sir Sartana** · 02-26-2011, 12:48 AM

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**The Pontificator** · 02-27-2011, 07:19 PM

Yesterday I ended up pouring it on the ground in the middle of nowhere where no one would see me.

Earlier today I was taking some stuff out to the recycling bin and I picked up that bottle of macho and uncapped it to smell the last few remaining drops.

I about barfed.