Practice! 
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
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Not just practice. It's Practice, Practice, Practice !!
Then there's "What are the three absolute necessities you must have when starting a business ?"
Location, Location ,Location.
Not so much anymore with the internet, but that's an oldie.
Location, Location ,Location.
Not so much anymore with the internet, but that's an oldie.
Most likely a flight from DSM to either JFK or LGA. From there, depends on my budget. Cab, limo, or public transit.
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What has four wheels and Flies ??
A garbage truck!
I used to think this was the funniest joke when I was a kid.
First joke I ever heard. Also if you are a fan of The Munsters , tv show from the 70's , Herman used that one in a stand up comedy routine aboard a Russian fishing boat !!
The heck with Carnegie Hall. How about the Carnegie Deli? Not to hijack the thread, but I'm ashamed to admit that my not quite 10 year old son loves Cel-Ray. For those of you who haven't tried it, it's quite possibly the grossest pop in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cel-Ray
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The heck with Carnegie Hall. How about the Carnegie Deli? Not to hijack the thread, but I'm ashamed to admit that my not quite 10 year old son loves Cal-Ray. For those of you who haven't tried it, it's quite possibly the grossest pop in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cel-Ray
I prefer a different doctor!
Oh, yeah fellow babies, Boooggggerrrrr!
http://christophercummings.com/2009/11/24/wkrp-turkeys-away-in-10-screencaps-or-less/
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To be honest, I didn't really have a plan as to where this thread was going.
And so, It ended up in the Clown house.
I'm sure it will fade to obscurity just as the original joke has.
And so, It ended up in the Clown house.
I'm sure it will fade to obscurity just as the original joke has.
