Beware of not shaving...

Xert · May 7, 2007

...lest a stray whisker accidentally slice your thumb in the midst of a contemplative stroke of the chin. Puts a whole new meaning into having a "wirey" beard, let me tell you.

Anyone else have an odd tragedy befall them as a result of not performing our sacred daily routine?

sparkchaser · May 7, 2007

A whisker cut your thumb?

Sell your beard trimmings to NASA or Sandia National Labs so they can make some kind of futuristic weapon with it.

chop-chop · May 7, 2007

Xert said:
...lest a stray whisker accidentally slice your thumb in the midst of a contemplative stroke of the chin. Puts a whole new meaning into having a "wirey" beard, let me tell you.

Anyone else have an odd tragedy befall them as a result of not performing our sacred daily routine?

Was a photo supposed to accompany this post?

Hhhhmmm... a new movie? "Edward Scissorface" :lol:

Tchau,
chop-chop

ClockworkOrange · May 7, 2007

Xert said:
...lest a stray whisker accidentally slice your thumb in the midst of a contemplative stroke of the chin. Puts a whole new meaning into having a "wirey" beard, let me tell you.

Anyone else have an odd tragedy befall them as a result of not performing our sacred daily routine?

So, do they have to make your blades out of triple hardened diamond steel coated with green Kryptonite?

:lol:

Xert · May 7, 2007

You guys crack me up.

Rob, I considered having my face registered as an assault weapon, but reconsidered when I realized it was more like a papercut than an AK47.

sparkchaser · May 7, 2007

A body with papercuts is no laughing matter.

I hope you're clean shaven at the appropriate times to avoid damage to the SO.

ClockworkOrange · May 7, 2007

sparkchaser said:
A body with papercuts is no laughing matter.

I hope you're clean shaven at the appropriate times to avoid damage to the SO.

Now that's a helluva place to have to put DermaBond .... :yikes:

daniel · May 7, 2007

ClockworkOrange said:
Now that's a helluva place to have to put DermaBond ....

I don't think she would appreciate your "scruffy for her pleasure" face.

DEDiva · May 7, 2007

This sooooooo wide open but I will act lady like and pretend I didn't read this thread. :em2700:

_JP_ · May 7, 2007

(The Great Karnac holds up the envelope and says)

"The question is... 'What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a human?'"

modern man · May 7, 2007

I smell a custom title coming out of this.

Xert · May 8, 2007

The Bald Faced Baron... Sounds like a satirical superhero.

TimmyBoston · May 9, 2007

Xert said:
The Bald Faced Baron... Sounds like a satirical superhero.

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