Bigfoot Fact or Fiction
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How can you go on national TV with hair like that, talking about aliens and expect to be taken seriously???
Look at the size of Zippy's feet!.... I think the mystery has finally been solved.
As a kid in 1970s, I saw the Bigfoot episode on the old "in Search Of" series with Leonard Nimoy. Seeing my enthusiasm, my dad said he'd take me camping and Bigfoot hunting up in the upper reaches of Sussex County, New Jersey.
Nothing was happening until the 2nd day when my dad finished his shave with a generous splash of Hai Karate aftershave. All of a sudden a female Bigfoot comes out of the thicket and obviously finds him irresistible. Luckily, my dad had read the self defense instructions that came with the bottle and was able to fend her off. I'll never forget it.
Nothing was happening until the 2nd day when my dad finished his shave with a generous splash of Hai Karate aftershave. All of a sudden a female Bigfoot comes out of the thicket and obviously finds him irresistible. Luckily, my dad had read the self defense instructions that came with the bottle and was able to fend her off. I'll never forget it.
As a kid in the 1970s, I saw the Bigfoot episode on the old "Six Million Dollar Man" series with Lee Majors. Bigfoot was a robot from outer space.
Life is much too important to be taken seriously.
It reminds me of the Nicholas Cage Bird Hair meme.
I see The bigfooted species down at our ranch in south Texas all the time. They like to hang out at the deer feeders waiting for the timer to go off. My uncle shot one that was standing by the feeder...he was curious how they tasted.
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Youse all can be replaced.
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But.... but.... where will you get your bagels?
I am passed that, I saw a place in OK called Bigfoot's Barbecue.
I'll take his Bagels Connie 
Now this is a Bigfoot sighting I'd like to have.
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Just like chicken?
No, more like smoked cheese. The bigfeeted species is really not too smart. They keep getting caught in the hog traps. We use strawberry jelly to attract them. I guess they just can't resist jam.
But.... but.... where will you get your bagels?
From the space ship delivery service.
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