Kiss My Face

**baba** · 02-21-2010, 08:07 PM

Picked up Kiss My Face unscented shave cream at a local grocery store. It doesn't look like much, I didn't know it comes in a pump style container, so it almost looks like hand lotion. It's the frumpiest, most unmanly looking shave cream I have ever laid eyes on. I have read some things that others have written about it, but I hadn't really given it much thought, I just picked it up because it was on sale and wanted to have a larger variety of creams to choose from when shaving plus it looks like something my wife might use.

Well, rock my cradle and call me baby! This stuff is really, really, really, really good! I mean really good. Top shelf. Numero uno. The King of Kings. EL Supremo de Grande ala Excellente. I'm stupefied. Just didn't expect it to be so darn good.

Why is it so good?

First off, it's slicker than deer gut on a doorknob.
Second, it lathers more than a rabid dog chewing alka-seltzer.
Third, it has more cushion than a sofa factory.
Fourth, it gives your face more protection than a welder's mask.
Fifth, it's so cheap, I paid with a penny and got change.
Sixth, It smells so good, it doesn't even need a scent.
Seventh, its so good that my brush asked me if I could shave him.
Eighth, its so good, I sent Proraso a "Dear John" letter.
Ninth, Its so good, my face left me for it.
Tenth, Its so good the letters BBS send fan mail to the letters KMF.

What do you gentlemen think?

**rafikz** · 02-21-2010, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by baba

Picked up Kiss My Face unscented shave cream at a local grocery store. It doesn't look like much, I didn't know it comes in a pump style container, so it almost looks like hand lotion. It's the frumpiest, most unmanly looking shave cream I have ever laid eyes on. I have read some things that others have written about it, but I hadn't really given it much thought, I just picked it up because it was on sale and wanted to have a larger variety of creams to choose from when shaving plus it looks like something my wife might use.

Well, rock my cradle and call me baby! This stuff is really, really, really, really good! I mean really good. Top shelf. Numero uno. The King of Kings. EL Supremo de Grande ala Excellente. I'm stupefied. Just didn't expect it to be so darn good.

Why is it so good?

First off, it's slicker than deer gut on a doorknob.
Second, it lathers more than a rabid dog chewing alka-seltzer.
Third, it has more cushion than a sofa factory.
Fourth, it gives your face more protection than a welder's mask.
Fifth, it's so cheap, I paid with a penny and got change.
Sixth, It smells so good, it doesn't even need a scent.
Seventh, its so good that my brush asked me if I could shave him.
Eighth, its so good, I sent Proraso a "Dear John" letter.
Ninth, Its so good, my face left me for it.
Tenth, Its so good the letters BBS send fan mail to the letters KMF.

What do you gentlemen think?

**Sammer** · 02-22-2010, 06:55 AM

Don't know about the cream, but that's the most entertaining review I've read to date!

**ezeman** · 02-22-2010, 06:59 AM

So..do you like it?

**kingfisher** · 02-22-2010, 08:46 AM

I like it a lot.

I have two varieties of it in my den even as we speak.

**brianw** · 02-22-2010, 08:50 AM

You just found this ???? makes a great super lather as well

Love it... never without it

which razor did you use it with ??

**Dennis** · 02-22-2010, 09:07 AM

Try the Mint.

**jpolz** · 02-22-2010, 11:13 AM

They've got a scent called 'Virgin Forest'. That sounds interesting.

**Jim B.** · 02-22-2010, 11:21 AM

Don't hold back. Tell us what you really thought about it.

Thought I would bust a gut reading, "Slicker than deer gut on a doorknob."

**Oil of Dog** · 02-22-2010, 11:32 AM

It's awesome and idiot-proof. Using it later today - can't wait!

**guitarslinger** · 02-22-2010, 12:16 PM

Did my "KMF, I'm Sorry" thread inspire you to buy it??

**LetheAren** · 02-22-2010, 12:20 PM

Great review ;) I've used the KMF vanilla. The scent was a little overbearing for me, and I didn't get as good a lather as you, but yeah, it was slick slick slick. Great stuff, great value.

**guitarslinger** · 02-22-2010, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by LetheAren

Great review ;) I've used the KMF vanilla. The scent was a little overbearing for me, and I didn't get as good a lather as you, but yeah, it was slick slick slick. Great stuff, great value.

Really?

I thought it was one of faintest, most subdued vanilla smells I had ever experienced.

The only weakness in the KMFs, to me, is the scents aren't strong enough.

YMMV I guess.

**BrianL** · 02-22-2010, 12:33 PM

If you thought that was good try the mint version, you may never leave your shave den.

**Jim B.** · 02-22-2010, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by guitarslinger

Really?

I thought it was one of faintest, most subdued vanilla smells I had ever experienced.

The only weakness in the KMFs, to me, is the scents aren't strong enough.

YMMV I guess.

Me, too. I'm still looking for another shave cream or after-shave that has the same or greater vanilla smell.

**agent005** · 02-22-2010, 01:21 PM

Im wanting to try the KMF....if i didnt have to drive a bazillion miles to get the stuff i would have already tried it. But from what ive read if you like KMF... then you should try the TRSC stuff. I used it for the first time yesterday and it was my best DE shave to date.....very good on sensitive skin.

**jdeville** · 02-22-2010, 01:24 PM

Where can i find this stuff to try it? Is it in any normal/common store (Seattle Area if you know it

). Also, what is TSRC?

EDIT: Doh, just saw the "local grocery store" part of the review.

**funkyb** · 02-22-2010, 01:25 PM

Kudos, very fun review :-)

**agent005** · 02-22-2010, 01:30 PM

TRSC is The Real Shaving Company and the only place ive found that stuff is at Rite Aid. The Kiss MY Face stuff can be found at natural food stores sometimes and target. If you go to their online site you can type in your zip and it will display all stores close to you that carry their products...hope this helps