Picked up Kiss My Face unscented shave cream at a local grocery store. It doesn't look like much, I didn't know it comes in a pump style container, so it almost looks like hand lotion. It's the frumpiest, most unmanly looking shave cream I have ever laid eyes on. I have read some things that others have written about it, but I hadn't really given it much thought, I just picked it up because it was on sale and wanted to have a larger variety of creams to choose from when shaving plus it looks like something my wife might use.
Well, rock my cradle and call me baby! This stuff is really, really, really, really good! I mean really good. Top shelf. Numero uno. The King of Kings. EL Supremo de Grande ala Excellente. I'm stupefied. Just didn't expect it to be so darn good.
Why is it so good?
First off, it's slicker than deer gut on a doorknob.
Second, it lathers more than a rabid dog chewing alka-seltzer.
Third, it has more cushion than a sofa factory.
Fourth, it gives your face more protection than a welder's mask.
Fifth, it's so cheap, I paid with a penny and got change.
Sixth, It smells so good, it doesn't even need a scent.
Seventh, its so good that my brush asked me if I could shave him.
Eighth, its so good, I sent Proraso a "Dear John" letter.
Ninth, Its so good, my face left me for it.
Tenth, Its so good the letters BBS send fan mail to the letters KMF.
What do you gentlemen think?