I'm not talking about the cookies you bought at the store today, I mean the really serious artery-clogging, out of the ordinary treats that you have tried. Here are two of my favorites:
In New Haven, CT, there is a little coffee shop called the Yankee Doodle. The place hasn't changed since the early 1900's; it has maybe 10 seats at a counter and that is it. Awesome breakfast food as well as great burgers, etc. Anyhow, the guy there makes a fried donut: take a glazed donut, split in half like a bagel, and grill it on the same greasy grill where the rest of the food is made. Then slather it with butter and serve. Truly wild, and truly awesome.
The second: go to Scotland and get a deep-fried Mars bar. 'nuff said.
Let's hear them, gents. My cardiologist awaits.