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Topic is your choice
For Haiku lovers. Rejoice!
- Thread starter _JP_
- Start date
So who will be first
To pick a topic for us,
So we can start this?
To pick a topic for us,
So we can start this?
Topic is Haiku
Haiku is "five seven five"
Syllables, of course
Haiku is "five seven five"
Syllables, of course
Twas the night before
Christmas when all thru the house
not a creature was.
Christmas when all thru the house
not a creature was.
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stirring, not even
a mouse. The stockings were hung
by the chimney with
a mouse. The stockings were hung
by the chimney with
Man farts in bathtub.
Bubbles rise to the surface.
JP's back in town.
Bubbles rise to the surface.
JP's back in town.
Ouch wrote a Haiku
About cowboy bubble baths
Cowboy was JP
About cowboy bubble baths
Cowboy was JP
Ouch is rejoicing
since his long warm bubble bath
he feels so relieved!
since his long warm bubble bath
he feels so relieved!
Some like Christmas cheer
Others like fancy gifting
Intrigued likes bumhugs
Others like fancy gifting
Intrigued likes bumhugs
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How do I reply?
I fart in thy general
Direction again.
The members look on
As I tooted and tweated
A musical tune.
Randy has left creams
He will now watch over scents
something something, five
He will now watch over scents
something something, five
Let's not discuss scents
While JP is making toots
His "scent of the day"
While JP is making toots
His "scent of the day"
How do I reply?
I fart in thy general
Direction again.
The members look on
As I tooted and tweated
A musical tune.
Some like Christmas cheer
Others like fancy gifting
Intrigued likes bumhugs
I'm asking JP
to send a fine tooted tune
to Randy also.
I'm asking JP
to send a fine tooted tune
to Randy also.
I like special gifts
From those who I love dearly
But this I don't want!
I like special gifts
From those who I love dearly
But this I don't want!
No toots for Randy,
at least none that are JPs
ok, none at all.
Darren and Randy,
frighten off a scent attack
covered in the Veg.
It's not Veg you smell
You will not smell Veg on me
Veg smells like cat pee!
It's not Veg you smell
You will not smell Veg on me
Veg smells like cat pee!
I kindly gave you
the benefit of the doubt.
We're left to wonder.
I know that this thread's for Haiku.
But I'm not gonna rhyme things like you.
I thought I would stick
with a short limerick.
Will anyone follow my cue?
But I'm not gonna rhyme things like you.
I thought I would stick
with a short limerick.
Will anyone follow my cue?
