Holiday 5 word story

5 words and 5 words only...Holiday theme..so we should be good for a while...have fun gents and keep it gentleman, here we go :

"The Turkey looked up and.."

saw Santa riding towards him,

with a mischievous grin on

His face, he pulled out

a black, leather notebook that

in it he did write

it's no thanksgiving for me!

The turkey jumped for joy,

which was hard to do

because someone ate his drumsticks.

Santa doesn't like dark meat

however, he does like cranberries

and stuffing covered in gravy

with homemade pumpkin pie and

Mrs. Claus' special holiday cocktail

a nicely made, fresh eggnog

and two tons of bourbon

which he drinks with some

red wine and nacho's. Then

along came Rudolf, who shouted