5 words and 5 words only...Holiday theme..so we should be good for a while...have fun gents and keep it gentleman, here we go :
"The Turkey looked up and.."
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11-23-2010, 10:54 AM #1
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Holiday 5 word story
And you, son of man, take a sharp sword, take it as a barber’s razor, and pass it over your head and your beard..Ezekiel 5:1
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11-23-2010, 11:05 AM #2
Shut up, "Giggles"
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saw Santa riding towards him,
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11-23-2010, 11:19 AM #3
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with a mischievous grin on
And you, son of man, take a sharp sword, take it as a barber’s razor, and pass it over your head and your beard..Ezekiel 5:1
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11-23-2010, 11:23 AM #4
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His face, he pulled out
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a black, leather notebook that
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11-23-2010, 12:31 PM #6
Wetshaving is going to save me money ...right?
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in it he did write
Last edited by RF1963; 11-23-2010 at 12:33 PM.
I fear no woman: except my wife, her sister and their mother!
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11-23-2010, 12:31 PM #7
Wetshaving is going to save me money ...right?
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it's no thanksgiving for me!
I fear no woman: except my wife, her sister and their mother!
An occasional user of straights; A Friend of Laphroaig, A Guardian of The Glenlivet and possessed of a keen appreciation for all Single Malt Whiskies.
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11-23-2010, 01:19 PM #8
Shut up, "Giggles"
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The turkey jumped for joy,
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11-23-2010, 01:20 PM #9
Pretty sure me and Sullybob can take 'em
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which was hard to do
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11-23-2010, 01:21 PM #10
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because someone ate his drumsticks.
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11-23-2010, 01:54 PM #11
Pretty sure me and Sullybob can take 'em
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Santa doesn't like dark meat
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11-23-2010, 01:59 PM #12
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however, he does like cranberries
Losing my grip on reality while gaining a grip on my razors. BOTOC, LOSER and OGA member.
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11-23-2010, 02:02 PM #13
Shut up, "Giggles"
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and stuffing covered in gravy
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11-23-2010, 02:03 PM #14
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with homemade pumpkin pie and
Losing my grip on reality while gaining a grip on my razors. BOTOC, LOSER and OGA member.
Mercy unto you, and peace, and love, be multiplied (Jude verse 2).
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11-23-2010, 03:55 PM #15
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Mrs. Claus' special holiday cocktail
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11-23-2010, 04:54 PM #16
Bruce Lee of Wet Shaving
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a nicely made, fresh eggnog
Cheers, Paul
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11-23-2010, 06:12 PM #17
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and two tons of bourbon
And you, son of man, take a sharp sword, take it as a barber’s razor, and pass it over your head and your beard..Ezekiel 5:1
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which he drinks with some
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11-23-2010, 06:45 PM #19
even when my hands were ... bloody
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red wine and nacho's. Then
Shawn
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11-23-2010, 06:49 PM #20
How many members is Ouch?
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