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11-23-2010, 06:58 PM #21
I have always been a heavy sweater
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Because I forgot my belt
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11-23-2010, 07:46 PM #23
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11-23-2010, 08:37 PM #24
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he slurred through garbled words.
And you, son of man, take a sharp sword, take it as a barber’s razor, and pass it over your head and your beard..Ezekiel 5:1
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11-23-2010, 11:38 PM #25
Shut up, "Giggles"
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He then proceeded to fall
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11-24-2010, 05:06 AM #26
even when my hands were ... bloody
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down the chimney and into
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11-24-2010, 06:03 AM #27
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my surprised girlfriend's open arms.
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11-24-2010, 06:07 AM #28
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And she told him loudly
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11-24-2010, 07:21 AM #30
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"...yule log, you sot!" as
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11-24-2010, 07:33 AM #31
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He grabbed some cookies and
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an old single malt scotch
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11-24-2010, 08:34 AM #33
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and tried to work his
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11-24-2010, 08:46 AM #34
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antlers back and forth drunkenly.
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11-24-2010, 08:48 AM #35
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Rudolph thought Santa was trying
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11-24-2010, 09:06 AM #36
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but, still he enjoyed his
And you, son of man, take a sharp sword, take it as a barber’s razor, and pass it over your head and your beard..Ezekiel 5:1
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11-24-2010, 09:57 AM #37
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Bill Cosby sweater with the
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11-24-2010, 10:00 AM #38
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stain from the previously spilled
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eggnog which he previously mixed
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11-24-2010, 11:19 AM #40
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with copious amounts of napalm
And you, son of man, take a sharp sword, take it as a barber’s razor, and pass it over your head and your beard..Ezekiel 5:1
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