"So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk."
Grandma's Boy.
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to ***** about movies and share pornography with one another.
Keeping the theme?
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
I was going to use that one but I was having a hard time thinking of a printable quote.