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Guess that movie quote

"Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?"
 
keeping the connection (and hoping I'm not repeating anything)
"Ole Mary Todd is calling, so I guess it must be time for bed."
 
No connection I'm aware of (the movie's been on TV a lot lately)

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It last forever.
 
Sorry Dave! I'm been neglecting this thread!

Connected to Knocked Up, hopefully this is some CPR

"If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground."
 
Easy connected classic, play on!

A: Can I get a large black coffee?

B: A what?

A: Large black coffee.

B: Do you mean a venti?

A: No, I mean a large.

B: Venti is large.

A: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

B: A venti is a large coffee.

A: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
 
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