"So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk."
"So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk."
-Jay
Simpson, when you want a scratchy overpriced brush...
no clue![]()
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
Here's another one to help out.
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."
-Jay
Simpson, when you want a scratchy overpriced brush...
Grandma's Boy.
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.--Seneca
"Farmers talk of nothing but fertiliser and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertiliser. As for women, I became indifferent when I was 83."
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.--Seneca
I quoted this one couple weeks a go: The Magnificent Seven.
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in...next to soccer."
Edit: I'll probably be offline for a while, so if you know you got it, just go ahead.
Last edited by Price; 04-22-2011 at 01:14 PM. Reason: Friday afternoon meeting
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
Dogma
Learning the naked blade
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Learning the naked blade
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
"The beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift."
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
Swingers
-Dave
There you go, Dave. Next?
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
At least we learned how to make french fries
-Dave
First time I looked at this, meh, doesn't look familiar. Logged out and walked off. So my wife thinks I'm a lunatic, because we're sitting at the table drinking coffee & reading the paper when the scene finally hits me, and I practically shouted "Coming To America".
EDIT: We're out of here, going to be gone most of the day. Somebody take my turn.
- Dude
I Conquered the 2012 Shave Purchase Sabbatical
It really is all James' fault.
(Okay, maybe Owen had something to do with it as well.)
Price is right (gee, I bet he's never heard that before).
Someone feel free to take his turn.
-Dave
Here's my chance...
"She'll be eatin' whale blubber alright. Just as soon as I free willy!"
Jim Carrey at his best. Me, Myself, and Irene.
--- Mike --- Aut disce aut discede
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