If you give a Rhino a Razor

**bbarton713** · 10-04-2010, 01:23 PM

If a Rhino asks to borrow a razor he’s going to want some shaving soap too.

You let him see all of your soaps but then he decides that he wants your Simpson Milk Churn that he sees sitting on the sink.

So you show him the B/S/T and while he’s looking for a brush he notices that somebody is selling some blades and that makes him think of ice skating.

You take him to the skating rink and he skates around and around in circles until he is dizzy and wants a drink.

When he has a drink of water he realizes that he’s really hungry and asks for dinner at a fancy restaurant.

He eats all of his dinner and when he’s done he realizes that he wants some dessert too so you stop at an ice cream shop on the way home.

He asks for three scoops, in a waffle cone bowl, with lots of hot fudge on the top.

While the person is making his sundae he asks him if he wants whipped cream on top.

When he sees the whipped cream it makes him think of the shave he’s going to have the next morning with the soap and brush that he bought on B/S/T

And, chances are good that when he thinks of that, he’s going to ask you for another razor.

**TheVez2** · 10-04-2010, 01:34 PM

Funny, I had a conversation the other day with a Moose about a muffin. Went about the same.

**fiferboy** · 10-04-2010, 01:37 PM

I heard it was a mouse and a cookie.

**bbarton713** · 10-04-2010, 01:41 PM

Chik-fil-A is giving out books with the kid's meals that are on that them. My son got one today that was if you give a Kitten a Cupcake!

**knlgskr** · 10-04-2010, 03:27 PM

Treat a Rhino 2 a shave and he will b clean-shaven 4 a day; teach him to shave & he will b clean-shaven for a lifetime.

Problem(s) with Rhinos, contact the Cake Eating Parsee. "Shoot Rhinos with bullets of Platinum; because if they're lead he'll certainly flattenum." Ogden Nash

**Delawareguy** · 10-04-2010, 04:53 PM

I'm familiar with what happens when you give a pig a pancake but not familiar with giving a rhino a razor.

**GDCarrington** · 10-04-2010, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by bbarton713

Chik-fil-A is giving out books with the kid's meals that are on that them. My son got one today that was if you give a Kitten a Cupcake!

See Swampfox, if you give a Kitten a Cupcake...

**InvictusManeo** · 10-04-2010, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by bbarton713

Chik-fil-A is giving out books with the kid's meals that are on that them. My son got one today that was if you give a Kitten a Cupcake!

I too a collecting the chik-fil-a books, last Friday I made some poor pimply faced kid go into the storeroom to get me a different book because I already had the one that came with the kids meal.

OP: great post

**bbarton713** · 10-04-2010, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by InvictusManeo

I too a collecting the chik-fil-a books, last Friday I made some poor pimply faced kid go into the storeroom to get me a different book because I already had the one that came with the kids meal.

OP: great post

Thanks!