
Originally Posted by
The Nid Hog
Unfortunately, I'm not going to be home this year for Halloween.
Reservations at Exham Priory?
I've always loved Halloween, but so many people here are such killjoys about it. If you continue to dress up past 8th grade, the people at the houses make annoying comments. As the years pass, more and more people just don't do anything at all even for their kids. Buncha losers 
Now that I am well beyond trick-or-treating age, I love to completely deck out the house, and give out candy in the scariest costume I can manage. Last year in the new house was especially fun for the neighborhood because this house has not been decorated for over 20 years. We had carved pumpkins lining the steps, and a motion-activated skull that would moan and scream when anyone came close. There were spider webs, spider lights, and I placed a fog machine to fill the driveway with mist. When the kids would come to the door, my housemates would give them the first treat as I emerged from the mist wearing this:

and brandishing a second candy bowl. The brave ones got more candy.
[U]Dave[/U]
Perhaps if I implanted spore sacs in your brain organ, you would learn the glory of Juffo-Wup
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