Lilac Vegetal: I think I conquered it?
I'm really quite confused here...I joined the I'm not worthy Lilac Vegetal PIF. Received the bottle Friday and tried it this morning. The results are as follows and brace yourself for something truly horrifying:
So I got up and I took my Arko shave stick, face lathered, and pulled out my barber straight since I had some good growth. After one pass with the straight I moved to my ball end Gillette Tech and did a quick XTG pass to clean up the little bit that the straight didn't get. Then came the deciding moment...would I die of asphyxiation and get sucked into some crazy black hole with a bright green glow at the end or would I suddenly become Chuck Norris and round house kick my way out of the bathroom while gently cradling the bottle of vegetal?
Neither...I don't know how or why, but there was no smell of cannon smoke and raw courage nor was there the smell of an involuntary bodily reaction caused by the sudden unexpected appearance of cannon smoke and raw courage. No, you see at first when I splashed it on there was a strong smell of Play-Doh...then after a few minutes, nothing. It just went away, which confused me because I got scared when I realized how much I had poured from the bottle to splash on and hoped it wasn't a mistake.
Gentleman... I believe my natural man smell actually scared The Veg into submission. Then again I am normally either a Tabac or Aqua Velva man.
"Chuck Norris doesn't smell like Tabac...Tabac smells like Chuck Norris!"