>>>THE PERFECT HUSBAND
> >>>
> >>>Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> >>>bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
> begins
> >>>to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "Hello"
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "Yes"
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> >>>It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
> >>>2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "How much?"
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "$90,000"
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year
> >>>is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
> >>>
> >>>M AN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
> >>>will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's
> >>>really a pretty good price."
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
> >>>
> >>>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at
> >>>him in astonishment, mouths agape.
> >>>
> >>>He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
> >>>
>
MARK THE SHOESHINE BOY
> >>>
> >>>Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> >>>bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
> begins
> >>>to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "Hello"
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "Yes"
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> >>>It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
> >>>2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "How much?"
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "$90,000"
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year
> >>>is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
> >>>
> >>>M AN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
> >>>will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's
> >>>really a pretty good price."
> >>>
> >>>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
> >>>
> >>>MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
> >>>
> >>>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at
> >>>him in astonishment, mouths agape.
> >>>
> >>>He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
> >>>
>
MARK THE SHOESHINE BOY
