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    Default Jees--An atom bomb dropped on my house!

    Don't know who dropped it, but this huge mushroom cloud destroyed just about everything in a 10 mile radius of my house. The whole neighborhood is just rubble, fires are everywhere, there's no water, and radiation burns are making all the skin on my face burn off.

    Fortunately, I was able to find one of my Gillette Slims in the rubble of my home. So, my question is, what setting would you recommend that I use for my now very sensitive skin, and would it be safe for me to shave without potable water, soap, or a mirror?

    Jeff in Apocalyptia

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    In the event of a nuclear apocalypse be sure to grab your straight first since the factories would have been bombed, too.

    But sure grab the Slim and put a smile on that shaven fallout face
    Dietmar

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    The radiation burns will more than likely obviate the need to shave for quite some time.

    -- Richard, Czar of Cheddar

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichGem View Post
    The radiation burns will more than likely obviate the need to shave for quite some time.

    +1

    The follicles would be well nuked!
    Oscar.

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