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"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.!!!!!!"

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I can't believe it lost steam so quick.

Me either, Chuck jokes usually go on forever and ever!

Not sure if this one has been posted yet but...

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
 
Not a lot of people know this, but the reason Amelia Earhardt disappeared is because Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick which was so fast that his foot went faster than light, traveled back in time, and hit Amelia in the head while she was crossing the Atlantic. Naturally she was never heard from again.
 
Chuck Norris survived reentry into the earth’s atmosphere naked.
NASA claimes it was a meteorite.
Chuck says that they still owe him a beer.
 
Is that true, Rob?:ohmy:

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH7D8-eXsnM&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

This I'd have to agree with whole heartedly. I've spoken with Chuck Norris on two separate occasions and while he really is one cool dude, even he was wise enough to no not to mess with Bruce Lee.

You do know one of these two are dead? I'm almost sure the living one wins.

Only had the death of one been the result of battle with the other.

That's kind of like saying that Ringo is the more talented Beatle compared to John Lennon. :001_rolle

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
 
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