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05-06-2010, 06:30 AM #41
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05-06-2010, 12:32 PM #42
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[B]Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy.[/B]
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05-06-2010, 12:47 PM #43
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05-07-2010, 07:43 PM #44
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I laughed so loud Dh probably thinks I'm crazy.
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06-21-2010, 05:01 PM #45
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"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.!!!!!!"
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06-21-2010, 05:10 PM #46
I worry about how I look naked
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I can't believe it lost steam so quick.
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06-21-2010, 05:13 PM #47
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Me either, Chuck jokes usually go on forever and ever! Originally Posted by azmark
Not sure if this one has been posted yet but...
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
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06-21-2010, 05:20 PM #48
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06-21-2010, 05:27 PM #49
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Chuck Norris can punch a man in the back of the face.
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06-21-2010, 05:28 PM #50
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06-21-2010, 05:39 PM #51
I found a dead Badger
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Chuck Norris knows what the last digit of pi is.
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"I'm an English major: you do the math."
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06-21-2010, 05:40 PM #52
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Chuck Norris walked into a McDonalds and ordered a Whopper...and got it!
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06-21-2010, 05:42 PM #53
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Not a lot of people know this, but the reason Amelia Earhardt disappeared is because Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick which was so fast that his foot went faster than light, traveled back in time, and hit Amelia in the head while she was crossing the Atlantic. Naturally she was never heard from again.
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06-21-2010, 05:42 PM #54
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.
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06-21-2010, 05:51 PM #55
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Chuck Norris survived reentry into the earth’s atmosphere naked.
NASA claimes it was a meteorite.
Chuck says that they still owe him a beer.Eddie
My Father was an Aqua Velva Man.
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06-21-2010, 07:32 PM #56
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Originally Posted by amspratt
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06-21-2010, 09:19 PM #57
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If anyone is interest, its good for several laughs:
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06-22-2010, 05:16 AM #58
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Originally Posted by Spivey
Is that true, Rob?
This I'd have to agree with whole heartedly. I've spoken with Chuck Norris on two separate occasions and while he really is one cool dude, even he was wise enough to no not to mess with Bruce Lee. Originally Posted by Doc4
Only had the death of one been the result of battle with the other. Originally Posted by Alacrity59
Originally Posted by Doc4
That's kind of like saying that Ringo is the more talented Beatle compared to John Lennon.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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06-22-2010, 10:17 PM #59
I'd Rather Eat Blake's Chaps
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06-23-2010, 12:44 AM #60
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