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Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!

I've edited the OP's post a bit so we can have a little clarity on this thread. This is to serve a repository for all thing Chuck Norris. Share your favorite quotes, jokes (keep it clean) and pics or anything that is related to the greatness that is Chuck Norris!!

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Before the Boogyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't do Push-Ups, He pushes the Earth down
 
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
 
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe.

Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!"

The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness.

Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar promptly exploded because one room cannot contain that much awesomeness.
 
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