I've edited the OP's post a bit so we can have a little clarity on this thread. This is to serve a repository for all thing Chuck Norris. Share your favorite quotes, jokes (keep it clean) and pics or anything that is related to the greatness that is Chuck Norris!!
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04-19-2010, 12:38 AM #1
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Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!
Last edited by SRock; 06-21-2010 at 05:04 PM.
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04-19-2010, 12:47 AM #2
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Before the Boogyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't do Push-Ups, He pushes the Earth downBill
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04-19-2010, 12:55 AM #3
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Chuck Norris autograph
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04-19-2010, 07:37 AM #4
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"They say Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard, only another fist!"
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04-19-2010, 09:40 AM #5
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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04-19-2010, 10:00 AM #6
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...and then roundhouse kicked them through an oldsmobile
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/Bill
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ahh, yes, another epicwin fan!
and yes, I had a pair of those jeans when I was younger....After Monday and Tuesday, even the rest of the week goes W T F
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04-19-2010, 10:17 AM #8
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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04-19-2010, 06:22 PM #9
I worry about how I look naked
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I heard he just finished backwards.......underwater.
Originally Posted by JPDyson
And he paused at 1 and did this...Last edited by azmark; 04-19-2010 at 06:31 PM.
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04-19-2010, 06:40 PM #10
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THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS!
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04-19-2010, 06:47 PM #11
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I finally found out the meaning of the Clown House (besides bacon) is:
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04-19-2010, 06:52 PM #12
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I tried....and failed.
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04-19-2010, 08:05 PM #13
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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04-19-2010, 08:11 PM #14
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04-19-2010, 08:15 PM #15
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04-19-2010, 08:40 PM #16
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe.
Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!"
The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness.
Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.-Harry
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04-20-2010, 12:24 PM #18
I'm in the Hall of Fame!
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
"I ain't seen a beatin' like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose."
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04-20-2010, 12:34 PM #19
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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04-20-2010, 12:38 PM #20
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar promptly exploded because one room cannot contain that much awesomeness.
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