Hilarity ensues...

[Russtopher]

I've shared my interest in shaving with quite a few of my friends, most of whom respond somewhere between friendly interest and "Wow, you're weird!" (a statement I never deny). Tonight I was IMing with a friend of mine who tends to respond on the latter half of the spectrum to my various peculiarities....

(10.17.06 PM) Her: lol you are weird
(10.17.31 PM) Her: while youre at it, get some creepy shaving stuff and duct tape. and if u get pulled over, at least your town will have some interesting news for once
(10.17.47 PM) Me: What do you mean creepy shaving stuff?
(10.18.36 PM) Her: like those old fashiones razors you like
(10.18.43 PM) Her: that make you think of slitting throats
(10.19.17 PM) Me: this may be a bad time to mention my most recent purchase...

[SiBurning]

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To DE: to SE;
No more; and by a sweep to BBS

[HoratioCaine]

Man, she doesn't know what creepy is. Send her over to my house. I guarantee when she's done, she'll look like Steve's avatar.