What my wife caught me doing last night...

So my wife shared something with me this morning. She came to bed late last night after working late and caught me... faceturbating in my sleep. She said I kept running my hands over my cheeks and chin, fast asleep. And I must admit, I did have a great shave last night.

Anyone else find themselves in this situation?

No, not yet anyway... I can see it happening though.

I don't know what is funnier you getting caught faceturbating in your sleep or you telling us that's what you do in your sleep!!!

HEY, I figured YOU GUYS would understand!

FL shaver said:

Admit it. You pretended you were asleep when she caught you!

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I swear, I have no recollection of the incident at hand.

I told my wife about a dream I had the other night about her shaving her legs with a straight, and wanting to borrow my Rooney and TOBS Rose, and she thought I was out of my mind...lol

well A Jameson, atleast you had your eyesight in the morning.

Since I shave in the evening, I often find my self rubbing my face afterwards while on the computer.

A likely story.

Haha. I can only imagine what she was thinking watching you do that.

Haha. "Faceturbating"...I love it! I never heard that before.

A_Jameson said:

She came to bed late last night after working late and caught me... faceturbating in my sleep.

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At least it was just your face.

Hey, as long as you weren't calling out another razor's name...

Just try and be careful or you could become lost like me, I find myself faceturbating during the day and at work.

PINAUD!

Happily I faceturbate only during the day. But who knows...

Topgumby said:

Hey, as long as you weren't calling out another razor's name...

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Topgumby said:

Hey, as long as you weren't calling out another razor's name...

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I just learned something...Orange Crush tastes much better in my mouth, and not my nasal cavity, which is where it was after I read your post. "Oh Milady!"

Shaving is for the morning. If I faceturbate in my sleep it's because I'm worrying in my sleep about the stubble, and thinking about chopping it off the next day.

do you facesturbate in public?

you will go blind!