I won the Microsoft 2010 Lottery

airplanedoc · Feb 18, 2010

Great news everyone. I got a e-mail today to let me know that I won the 2010 Microsoft Lottery. I will be getting 1,000,000 Pounds Sterling. That is even better than US Dollars. I just have to send them my name, address, bank account number, and my age to claim my winnings. Guess I will have to get a account in the Caymans now. :thumbup1:

Bucket list here I come

Austin · Feb 18, 2010

airplanedoc said:
Great news everyone. I got a e-mail today to let me know that I won the 2010 Microsoft Lottery. I will be getting 1,000,000 Pounds Sterling. That is even better than US Dollars. I just have to send them my name, address, bank account number, and my age to claim my winnings. Guess I will have to get a account in the Caymans now. Bucket list here I come

Big deal. I won the Apple lottery. :laugh:

danek · Feb 18, 2010

Congratulations, that's fantastic!! You didn't even have to route the funds through the National Bank of Kenya, or anything like that?? :wink2:

warlandsboy · Feb 18, 2010

Honestly you had me going there for a couple seconds! :laugh:

professorchaos · Feb 18, 2010

Really? A deposed African prince is wiring 10000000 GBP into my checking account shortly. Perhaps even as I type this post! I win!!

funkyb · Feb 18, 2010

You'll need an agent if you want to make the most of that money, for a small deposit of say...$10k I'd be happy to handle the boring phone and paperwork for you. Cash up front of course, standard practice and all. PM me.

RichGem · Feb 18, 2010

airplanedoc said:
Great news everyone. I got a e-mail today to let me know that I won the 2010 Microsoft Lottery. I will be getting 1,000,000 Pounds Sterling. That is even better than US Dollars. I just have to send them my name, address, bank account number, and my age to claim my winnings. Guess I will have to get a account in the Caymans now. Bucket list here I come

Duuude... why ya wasting time telling us! OTOH, you better post that info here so that you have witnesses in case MS tries to renege. :thumbup1:

Carlin · Feb 19, 2010

funkyb said:
You'll need an agent if you want to make the most of that money, for a small deposit of say...$10k I'd be happy to handle the boring phone and paperwork for you. Cash up front of course, standard practice and all. PM me.

10k is a scam, anyone with the name funky can't be good.

I am willing to do it at 1/10th his cost at $1k, please advise.

chfair · Feb 19, 2010

Carlin said:
10k is a scam, anyone with the name funky can't be good.

I am willing to do it at 1/10th his cost at $1k, please advise.

1k what a rip off! i can have that paperwork done for $995 (with a $500 insurance fee) in less than 3 months!

Doc4 · Feb 19, 2010

warlandsboy said:
Honestly you had me going there for a couple seconds!

I thought this was going to be about how he got the one version of Vista that ... you know ... works. :001_rolle

OldSchoolYoungin · Feb 19, 2010

professorchaos said:
Really? A deposed African prince is wiring 10000000 GBP into my checking account shortly. Perhaps even as I type this post! I win!!

You too?! A Nigerian businessman whose incredibly wealthy uncle just died in a freak meteorite/Apocalypse/alien abduction incident has just contacted me with an offer I can't possibly refuse.

Celebrity-lifestyle-without-working, here I come!

PS: Can I borrow $10,000 for a security deposit?

psychlopath · Feb 19, 2010

I just took advantage of an AWESOME investment op that I suggest you look into.

I've been buying bridges. With the economy as it is, I got them at an absolute bargain.

I have the guys' mobile number, but I cant give you his address. His office is in the back of a van and moves around from time to time.

PM for info.

cim_can · Feb 19, 2010

Anyone who suggests they'll do the paperwork for less than $100,000 is going to do a shoddy job. :tongue_sm

I'm your man!

djmike523 · Feb 20, 2010

airplanedoc said:
I just have to send them my name, address, bank account number, and my age to claim my winnings.

You should probably send your SSN -if in US- don't want to jeopardize the winnings!
:lol:

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