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    Default Steven Seagal's "Scent of Action"

    It's been said that Steven Seagal makes aftershave. That's right--that Steven Seagal. One called "Scent of Action." Another called "Scent of Energy." If such a thing exists, I must have it. Seagal's website is of no help. To say that it's shaky is to give unreliability a bad name. Anybody know any details? This could give Mandom a run for the money.

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    Odd, I figured his frag would be called "Scent of a woman".

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    Quote Originally Posted by VR6ofpain View Post
    Odd, I figured his frag would be called "Scent of a woman".
    Well, "Scent of runs like a woman" would definitely be a possibility. But I harbor a deep love for the sensei, no matter how pudgy, overdubbed and stunt-doubled he may have become. I have a feeling that this could be a life-changing splash.

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    I bought some the other day. I tried it tonight and it made me squint at everything for no apparent reason.
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    Bad ponytail and all, at least the guy has a sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    I bought some the other day. I tried it tonight and it made me squint at everything for no apparent reason.
    You win this thread.
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    If Star Trek have AS, Stevey should have his!
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    I can only imagine it would make Hai Karate seem classy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    I bought some the other day. I tried it tonight and it made me squint at everything for no apparent reason.
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    Maybe it is what you get when his Energy turns bad:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    I bought some the other day. I tried it tonight and it made me squint at everything for no apparent reason.
    Hate it when that happens.
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    Scent of I lied about being a real CIA agent
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    I was kinda hoping that Seagal might be a member here (Hard2Kill1952 I'm looking at you!) and he'd give us some info about this. Even offer a group buy! I'm still holding out a little hope...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sterling Cooper View Post
    Scent of I lied about being a real CIA agent
    He also lied about being human.

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    If there's no Steven Seagal cologne, there's always this:

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    I could only imagine that the S&W scent has a similar aroma to Eau de Bullseye, with undertones of Red Dot and Unique...

    http://www.alliantpowder.com/products/handgun.aspx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oil of Dog View Post
    If there's no Steven Seagal cologne, there's always this:

    That stuff used to be good until they reformulated it. It's just not the same without the cordite.

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    Chuck Norris Aftershave
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    Old formula.

    Top notes:
    Cordite, naphtha, ambergris

    Middle notes:
    Saltpeter, Ammonium nitrate

    Base notes:
    Semtex, vetiver

 

 

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