I'm going to go with the following, perhaps not the best but highly descriptive and damn entertaining; executed to perfection by Mr. Garth Brooks:
The picture in the paper showed the scene real well,
Papa's rig was buried in the local motel.
The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear,
He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears.
....Mama's in the graveyard, Papa's in the Penn.
I haven't heard this song in awhile. When it came to this part I nearly crashed my own car.
The picture in the paper showed the scene real well,
Papa's rig was buried in the local motel.
The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear,
He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears.
....Mama's in the graveyard, Papa's in the Penn.
I haven't heard this song in awhile. When it came to this part I nearly crashed my own car.