but Tina won't like me on this one...
BLONDE YEAR
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..."duh"... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!
March Got excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"
April Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!
May Tried to make Kool-Aid ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little jackets.
June Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!
August Got locked out of car in rain storm ... car swamped, because top was down.
September The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it?
October Hate M&M's ... they are so hard to peel.
November Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on the phone.
WHAT A YEAR!!
I am in trouble now !!!!
mark tssb
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01-23-2006, 12:09 PM #1
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i love blondes...
"BE SURE TO WATCH FOR ME ON THE GRAND OL' OPRY...I AIN'T THERE YET, BUT YOU CAN WATCH FOR ME...
BE SURE TO VISIT THE BARBERSHOP FOR THE LATEST INFO ABOUT NOTHING...
...IT'S HABIT FORMING 
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01-23-2006, 02:48 PM #2
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good one, mark!
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01-23-2006, 05:03 PM #3
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Take care,
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01-23-2006, 05:35 PM #4
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01-23-2006, 08:58 PM #5
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Mark you cad!
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01-24-2006, 09:25 AM #6
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Good ones.
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03-18-2009, 08:42 PM #7
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digging up my past, for all of you new guys....
"BE SURE TO WATCH FOR ME ON THE GRAND OL' OPRY...I AIN'T THERE YET, BUT YOU CAN WATCH FOR ME...
BE SURE TO VISIT THE BARBERSHOP FOR THE LATEST INFO ABOUT NOTHING... ...IT'S HABIT FORMING
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03-18-2009, 08:45 PM #8
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A worthwhile endeavor, to be sure! I look forward to more of your "digging."
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03-18-2009, 08:56 PM #9
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+1 A good Bump. Originally Posted by Bobtrumpet
Better than when someone bumps a 2 year old post in the BST asking if the item is still for sale.
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Hehheheh....I titter inwardly (at the office at the moment).
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thank you.....this was back when ouch only had less than a hundred posts !!!!
"BE SURE TO WATCH FOR ME ON THE GRAND OL' OPRY...I AIN'T THERE YET, BUT YOU CAN WATCH FOR ME...
BE SURE TO VISIT THE BARBERSHOP FOR THE LATEST INFO ABOUT NOTHING... ...IT'S HABIT FORMING
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03-22-2009, 05:12 AM #12
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That's hilarious!
I'm blonde and I have done a few things to show it such as wearing waterproof mascara in the swimming pool!
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