Favorite Quotes

[taprater]

We've all heard some kind of funny or smarty quote whether it be from a song, a movie, a book, or a friend who's had a few drinks. Lets throw some of our favorites out here to share and spread.

My personal favorite: That which does not kill me better run really fast.

[theperfectstorm]

"I may be an idiot sir, but one thing I am not is an idiot."

--Peter Griffin


"To the Hinden-Peter!!!"

--same

[airplanedoc]

I can think of several just from "Full Metal Jacket"

[blackfoot]

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[David in Boston]

Saw this quote on the tee-shirt of a woman biker,
"Am I self-centered or is it just me"!

[WhosYerBob]

Could be worse. Could be raining.

[blackfoot]

Look like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[Swampfox]

Just about anything spoken by Creed Bratton on The Office.

You don't go by monopoly, man! That game is *nuts*! You don't just pick up "Get out of jail free" cards! Those things cost thousands!- Creed Bratton

Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. -Creed Bratton

The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man. - Creed Bratton

[firstfloorfront]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life - Terry Pratchett

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual - Terry Pratchett

Peter

[bradyarz]

if there's a fork in the road, take it.
-yogi berra

[Sullybob]

I can think of several just from "Full Metal Jacket"

Not from FMJ but from the man himself.

I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot.
R. Lee Ermey

[blackfoot]

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

[JPM]

"One of us is an idiot and it's not you."
Larry to Moe.

[paulboeck]

Excuse my 'language'.

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the f**k outta here" - I forget the source.

"Destiny is a fickle b**ch" - Benjamin Linus

[blackfoot]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

[Swampfox]

Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

-Dwight Shrute

[PhileasFog]

From my favorite Woody Allen film, "Love and Death",

"And yea though I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil. In fact...now that I think of it...I shall RUN, through the valley of death. That way you get through a lot quicker."

Also from the same film as Boris (Allen) amid other Russian soldiers (they're going against Napolean) are looking at the dead on a battle field,
A soldier mutters, "God is testing us."
Allen, "Testing us? Why doesn't he give us a written?"

[dklaiman]

Sent to me by a friend. It's from this weeks The Bachelor:

"You're not gonna find the true one if you don't allow yourself to feel different feelings for multiple women. Go with it" -Brad Lomak (the bachelor), attempting to explain why he's making out with all of the women on the show. Now, it's not gentlemanly, but I wonder why I never thought of something like this when I was single.

[Zephyr]

Excuse my 'language'.

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the f**k outta here" - I forget the source.

Think that is the barman in "The Boondock Saints"

My all time favorite from "Full Metal Jacket":

-How tall are you, private?
-Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
-Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

[GDCarrington]

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Seuss